To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn’t speak to him for three days.

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy — and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana’s story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office…

Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter — but he cheats to get first to the…

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of…

Jim worries that Cheryl’s romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly…

Jim worries that Cheryl’s romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly…

The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.

On Dana’s wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family’s favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute,…

Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl’s anniversary – but Cheryl didn’t! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.

Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana’s fianc – wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.

When Cheryl’s prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she’ll never forget – but now will she make it to the…

Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when…

Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.

Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.

Jim’s pride in Gracie’s new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.

In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.

When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister’s wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.

A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette – but Jim loves it. After…

When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years…

Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

Cheryl claims to like men who aren’t afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana’s date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears…

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn’t want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he’s watching the Chicago Bulls.

Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim’s kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won’t leave…

Cheryl’s gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a…

To prove his worth as a man, Jim — along with Andy — hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued — and shot — by…

Cheryl’s mother, Maggie, wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot–then secretly reserves…

Ruby hurts Jim’s feelings when she invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him.

Down-on-his-luck race car driver Jim Douglas teams up with a little VW Bug that has a mind of its own, not realizing Herbie’s worth until a sneaky rival plots to…

A middle aged writer of pornographic novels meets and falls in love with a sixteen year old school girl. This alone is cause for concern but when the couple get…

A university student, Mario Buongiovanni, tries to do various jobs to pay for his studies: selling encyclopedias, singing in night clubs, being a tour guide. He then became a science…

Three actors in Hollywood live and love together. A director comes from New York to make a movie about actors and Hollywood.

19th century siblings Abilene and Tod, orphaned on their farm, become sexually attracted to each other. The confused Tod flees to a nearby town where he meets local bar girl…

Small-time pimp Franz is torn between his mistress and Bruno, the gangster sent after him by a shady crime syndicate he has refused to join.

A British Colonel is angry with his superiors after his entire platoon is slaughtered by the Germans in what he saw as a suicide mission. So for his next mission,…

A white-robed preacher wanders and sermonizes across African lands; European communists and CIA spies conspire out of mutual self-interest to engineer the appointment of an African bourgeois to a puppet…

The story, set in Kansas during the 1920’s, covers less than a year in the life of a black teenager, and documents the veritable deluge of events which force him…

Kyle wants to be Cinderella for Halloween. Jim is against it because he thinks he’s growing up to be a sissy. Jim buys Kyle a manly costume (a dinosaur) but…