When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana’s upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.

When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.

Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual “Green Man” routine on…

Jim believes that Bill, the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.

Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.

Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.

Cheryl believes she’s attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won’t tell Jim.

Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.

It’s Jim’s birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.

Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew…

When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby’s school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.

When Cheryl and Dana’s mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection

Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn’t speak to him for three days.

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy — and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana’s story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office…

Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter — but he cheats to get first to the…

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of…

Jim worries that Cheryl’s romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly…

Jim worries that Cheryl’s romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly…

The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.

On Dana’s wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family’s favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute,…

Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl’s anniversary – but Cheryl didn’t! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.

Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana’s fianc – wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.

When Cheryl’s prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she’ll never forget – but now will she make it to the…

Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when…

Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.

Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.

Jim’s pride in Gracie’s new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.

In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.

When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister’s wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.

A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette – but Jim loves it. After…

When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years…

Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

Cheryl claims to like men who aren’t afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana’s date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears…

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn’t want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he’s watching the Chicago Bulls.

Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim’s kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won’t leave…