Sir Guy Grand, the richest man in the world, adopts a homeless man, Youngman. Together, they set out to prove that anyone–and anything–can be bought.

Teresa and Peter settle down in their new home after the wedding. Things are going well until her childhood furniture arrives, sending Teresa into horrible flashbacks of turmoil from memories…

An eccentric Parisian woman’s optimistic perception of life begins to sound more rational than the traditional beliefs of others. The story is set in a 20th-century society endangered by power…

Jim’s bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would…

Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl’s authority due to his behavior.

Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his…

Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a “Daddy and Me” group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home….

Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to…

Jim prepares Kyle for his first “date” with Ruby’s slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle’s back.

Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl’s raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl…

Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.

Jim looks forward to a “guys only” weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily’s depressed…

When Cheryl learns of Jim’s plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it,…

Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.

Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.

When Dana, Cheryl’s sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.

Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan’s special blanket goes missing.

The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win…

Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she’d take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into…

Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.

Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don’t last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it’s due to Andy’s low self-esteem, Dana decides to…

Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman’s daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.

Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children’s fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same “tribunal…

Realizing that Andy didn’t use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon…

Jim finds a way to use Cheryl’s forgetfulness (a.k.a. “the pregnancy brain”) to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into…

Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because…

Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids’ old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant…

When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to…

When Ruby and Gracie can’t seem to stop fighting, Jim is “forced” to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate…

While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby’s girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to…

While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other…

Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim’s choice of pastries causes a spat…

When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge…

Cheryl feels down when she can’t use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a ‘water…

Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a…

Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won’t celebrate his birthday.

In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.

After Tim and Cindy Devlin’s sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.

Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.

Andy’s new metal detector uncovers Jim’s long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl…