The squids debate fracture mining.

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

Early causes trouble with his father’s ghost.

Early becomes king of a cave.

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

Lil goes to drug rehab.

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early’s guys-only fishin’ weekend.

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and “get them again” one more time.

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that “couldn’t be done” for…

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen’s new Ball Mart super store.

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early’s parenting skills.

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty’s girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that…

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title “Big E”. He ends up losing the job…

Early steals granny’s picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to…

Early’s addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all…

Early’s GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become “Clowny Freaks”. Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny’s real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist…

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner’s.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

An orphaned young boy is guided by his great-grandfather and strives to go to university to become a doctor. However, the boy’s harsh grandfather stands in his way.

In the midst of Nazi air raids, a postman dies on the operating table at a rural hospital. But was the death accidental?

While reading his favorite comic book, Daffy accidentally knocks himself unconscious and dreams he’s Duck Twacy, famous detective, trying to solve the case of the missing piggy banks. Taking a…

In this Dickens adaptation, orphan Pip discovers through lawyer Mr. Jaggers that a mysterious benefactor wishes to ensure that he becomes a gentleman. Reunited with his childhood patron, Miss Havisham,…

A gambler discovers an old flame while in Argentina, but she’s married to his new boss.

George Formby plays George Harper, a tavern owner, who works to turn a waitress from her current employer, a rival tavern owner, when Formby falls in love with her.

A shipwrecked Don Rainsford washes up on a homicidal big-game hunter’s Caribbean island where the madman hunts human prey for his personal island habitat.