Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

It takes a man to make the women’s room safe from men who think they’re women.

Early exploits himself for attention.

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Early’s most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world’s largest outdoor cocktail party.

Justice is served, mayo free.

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Scott Hilley dies.

A beautiful young concert pianist is torn between her attraction to her arrogant but brilliant maestro and her love for a farm boy she left back home.

An unsuccessful sculptor saves a madman named “The Creeper” from drowning. Seeing an opportunity for revenge, he tricks the psycho into murdering his critics.

A classical musician from a working class background is sidetracked by his love for a wealthy, neurotic socialite.

A former reporter comes back home after serving in the army during World War I and finds that it’s much more difficult to find work than he expected. Desperate, one…

Christine Evans, the fifteen-year-old daughter of the widowed American ambassador to Mexico Jeffrey Evans, believes that she is no longer a young girl and that she has fully matured into…

In this triangle drama a country chicken chooses between a country rooster and a city rooster.

A nightclub singer can’t choose between a charismatic small-time gangster and an honest newspaperman.

A female escapee from a reform school joins a pickpocket academy in Paris.

On a train trip out west to become a mail-order bride, Susan Bradley meets a cheery crew of young women traveling out to open a “Harvey House” restaurant at a…

Sheriff’s old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it’s not covered by insurance.

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

Early battles his grandson.

Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.

In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.

Early learns the value of a hard day’s work done by someone else.

Early loses the love of his life.

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

Sheriff’s dad breaks the law.

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he’s a good dad.

Early trades his legs.

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.