The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making…

Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back…

In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny’s life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with…

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little…

Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile,…

Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny’s sweet cheeks results in him blowing a “funny fuse.” After a photo of Kenny’s better side finds it’s way…

In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why…

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel…

Thanks to Stan’s “handy” work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their…

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass when he learns of Cartman’s…

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the…

Jeff comes of age with the help of an old man; Roger takes care of a “special” shed.

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman’s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman’s…

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince…

Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of…

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC…

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn’t show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife…

The “Raging Pussies” concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been “molestering” him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in…

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son’s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the…

This is the story of Pip’s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered…

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play…

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if…

The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they’re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd…

Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn’t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him…

The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys…

“Fingerbang” is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan’s participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig at the…

Chef is declaring that South Park’s flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a…

Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman’s house with the plan…

Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA…

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh’s…

There’s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is “retarded”, he is “diagnosed” with…

The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric’s fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding…

The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If…

The children of South Park are practicing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for the “4 Million Child Blow,” sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn’t want to go because his…

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets…

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs…

South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a…

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to…

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics…

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover…