Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up…

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP…

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band “Moop.” Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don’t agree. Before…

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the “Queer Eye Guys,” and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and…

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The…

Will Ferrell hosts Saturday Night Live on May 16, 2026, with musical guest Paul McCartney.

The boys are playing “junior detectives,” and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the…

SpongeBob and Squidward search for the perfect birthday present for Mr. Krabs.

Sandy seeks Squidward’s help to heal her sick tree, but his alternative gardening methods give her a headache.

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the…

After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he’s going to…

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher’s house in revenge.

Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the “Crips.”

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle “kicking the baby” his little brother…

In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr….

When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he…

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland,…

A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys’ 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys…

The boys are on a mission: return “The Lord of the Rings” to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth…

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There’s just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have…

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around…

After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships…

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more…

Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he…

Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman’s…

Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause…

The boys have to sit through “The Russell Crowe Show” in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV…

The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are…

The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his…

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must…