When an heir to a beer company moves into the neighborhood, Bill has found a new best friend, but when Judy gets fed up she makes Bill choose between them….

When Judy and Linda go to traffic school together, their roles are reversed, with Linda suddenly the popular one and Judy seen as a boring doctor. Meanwhile, after picking Lauren…

When Bill and Judy discover that their pediatrician has the teddy bear that they used to hide their stash in, they must come up with a plan to get it…

Judy tries to stand her ground when Bill’s mother tries to hone in on her Mother’s Day tradition with her own mom. Judy finally convinces Bill to take Louise wherever…

Bill and Judy are initially happy that Linda and Perry are finally tying the knot, but when Roach, the eccentric minister and best man, shows up and the other wedding…

Bill gets jealous when Brian becomes excited about his upcoming trip to Europe for a summer exchange program. In an effort to create a bonding moment with his son before…

Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that “”old”” Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When Judy…

Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren’s hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her and ask her…

The guys down at the toilet store get a new boss “a young, brash, Harvard graduate” who develops a friendship with Brian. Bill shamelessly benefits from the situation until Judy…

Bill convinces Linda to take his advice instead of Judy’s when he tells her to let her fiancé pursue his dream of making a music video even though he hasn’t…

After Bill and Judy catch Brian, Lauren and their friends drinking in the basement, they decide to set an example and abstain from drinking for an entire month. Unfortunately, Bill…

Bill and Judy come to Fitz’s rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him…

Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill’s mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials…

Bill and Judy are elated when they discover that Brian actually has a girlfriend, but Bill is even prouder of his son for having a crush on his girlfriend’s hot…

Judy asks Bill and Fitz to shoot Tina’s ballet recital, but when Tina’s teacher takes center stage in a sexy ballerina outfit, Bill can’t take the camera off her. After…

Bill is irate when he catches Lauren’s boyfriend sneaking out of the house after midnight. Following the incident, Bill decides to bond with Chris in order to gain his respect…

On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together, and then split up to do their own things. Meanwhile,…

When Bill gets a clean bill of health and Judy is advised that her cholesterol is through the roof, Judy writes a beautiful letter to Bill conveying things he should…

Judy is tricked into doing more group activities than she planned when she tries to improve her relationship with her mother-in-law against Bill’s advice. Judy is thrilled when Louise invites…

When the Halversons belittle Bill and Judy’s ability to contribute to the school’s silent auction, the Millers retaliate by coming up with the hit item. Impressed with the Millers’ generosity,…

When Judy discovers that Bill is an excellent cook, she welcomes his help with the meals. But when he gets fussy about the cooking, Judy begins to think that maybe…

When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, the teenager sees a golden opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Brian is desperate to figure out a way to stop…

When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail…

When her cat dies, Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend more like a feline than a man. Meanwhile, Bill and Judy can’t help but make fun of the strange…

Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player. Meanwhile, Judy starts…

When Brian is grounded for breaking curfew, he decides to move into the garage so he can live by his own rules. Meanwhile, Lauren discovers a talent for singing that’s…

When Tina comes running to Judy to do the “”manly job”” of killing a spider, Bill realizes that does not wear the pants in the Miller household, but in fact,…

When Lauren and her friends start hanging out in the Halversons’ cool “”teen scene”” basement, Judy becomes jealous and starts a competition by creating a cooler teen hang-out in the…

Bill and Judy grow suspicious when Brian and Lauren start secretly making plans and covering up for each other. In order to get to the bottom of things, Bill and…

When Tina is invited to a birthday party for the daughter of former Chicago Bear Willie Gault, she refuses to go, but Judy and Bill attend anyway to meet their…

Judy discovers that “”boys night out”” consists of flirting with a waitress at the local restaurant. However, when Judy informs Bill that the pretty, young waitress is really an overworked,…

When Bill’s mother, Louise, introduces the family to her new boyfriend, Johnny, Bill is ecstatic that she has someone to occupy her time. But the happiness is short-lived as Bill…

Jealous of his friend’s relationship with his athletic son, Bill tries to bond with Brian by helping him build a St. Patrick’s Day parade float. Meanwhile, Lauren dreads the humiliation…

In order to pay for a tutor to help him study for the PSAT, a stressed-out Brian takes a job with Bill and runs circles around Bill and his slothful…

To give Bill and Judy a much-needed break, Judy’s parents come to take the kids for the weekend, but decide to stay when they realize Judy is sick. Having forgotten…

To Bill’s delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team’s statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their…

While visiting from Florida, Bill’s macho father, Al Miller, decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes plans to re-create a past bowhunting trip…

Eager to relive their glory days, chaperones Bill and Judy are excited about a teen dance with an ’80s theme. The same can’t be said of Brian, who’s dateless after…

Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing…

Bill and Judy feel they need more faith in their lives after meeting the very religious parents of Lauren’s boyfriend.