
Let’s Get Laid
A demobbed soldier, Gordon Laid, returning from World War II meets Maxine Lupercal, a member of a traveling troupe of actors returning to England on the same ship. As Gordon…

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the…

Queen Kong
A female film crew journeys to Africa where a giant ape, Queen Kong, falls in love with the crew’s male star.

Exposé
A paranoid writer is unable to get started on his second novel. He hires a secretary and then his troubles really begin.

Vampira
In order to revive his long hibernating bride, Vampira, Count Dracula takes blood samples from several beautiful models, but during the transfusion, Vampira’s race turns from white to black.

Madhouse
A horror movie star returns to his famous role after spending years in a mental institution, but the character seems to be committing murders independent of his will.

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Young Timmy starts as a window cleaner in the little company of his brother. Soon he learns that some female customers expect additional service. Young and curious as he is,…

The Blood on Satan’s Claw
After a landsman in 18th century England discovers a corpse covered in fur buried in a field, the town becomes infected by “the devil’s skin,” leading the local children to…

Taste the Blood of Dracula
Three elderly distinguished gentlemen are searching for some excitement in their boring borgoueis lives and gets in contact with one of count Dracula’s servants. In a nightly ceremony they restore…

