Hungary, XVII century. After being widowed, the old countess Elizabeth Nádasdy, of the Báthory lineage, fortunately discovers a way to become young again; but the price to be paid by…

Harlem’s African-American population is being ripped off by the Rev. Deke O’Malley, who dishonestly claims that small donations will secure parcels of land in Africa. When New York City police…

A naive couple leave their small town for success in London’s adult entertainment culture.

Luke, an escaped convict, and Jaroo, a loner gold prospector, team up with a band of Apache Indians in 19th century Mexico to capture a large, heavily armed fortress for…

A weak-willed Italian man becomes a fascist flunky who goes abroad to arrange the assassination of his old teacher, now a political dissident.

A faithful adaptation of the classic tale portrays Dracula as an old man who grows younger whenever he dines on the blood of young maidens.

An aristocratic English family gather for the reading of their father’s will. The family are dismayed to find that everything has been left to Barbara, the deceased’s favourite daughter. The…

Rudy steals money from Clair to buy a sweatshirt (Rudy and her friend Kim do the Electric Slide). Deon Richmond as Kenny.

Theo thinks about proposing to Justine. Kenny, who was “born to sing the blues,” gets the chance to sing with a legendary blues singer/guitarist. Deon Richmond as Kenny. Michelle Thomas…

Olivia’s 4th birthday.

Denise causes trouble while trying to help Vanessa get a date.

Guest appearance by The Muppets (Performed by Jerry Nelson, Dave Goelz, Richard Hunt, and Kevin Clash.) Voice-over by Wallace Shawn.

Elvin takes two female college friends to dinner to reminisce and Sondra becomes very upset.

As Christmas approaches, Cliff and Martin get to know each other better. Denise and Martin recreate their wedding ceremony, which allows Cliff to give his daughter away.

Cliff is in charge while Clair and Denise are out of town. Guest: Elaine Stritch as Mrs. McGee

Martin’s parents (Olivia’s grandparents) come for a visit. Actor Moses Gunn and jazz singer Nancy Wilson guest star as Martin’s parents.

Denise invites Martin’s ex-wife Paula for Thanksgiving dinner. Clair continues to send Cliff to the store for last-minute groceries, despite the fact that it is a cold and rainy Thanksgiving…

Cliff dreams that men worldwide have become pregnant — including his son Theo, his sons-in-law Elvin and Martin, and himself. Voice-over by NBC News correspondent John Palmer.

Rudy and one of her classmates have a crush on each other, but peer pressure could ruin things. Guest appearance by Elaine Stritch.

Denise and Olivia babysit Winnie and Nelson (Sondra and Elvin’s twins).

Theo is diagnosed with dyslexia, a learning disability which contributed to the academic problems he has had over the years. Michelle Thomas as Justine.

Denise forgets to respond to a letter from the Navy and confirm that she and Martin want housing on the naval base in Rhode Island.

Vanessa and her friends get drunk playing a drinking game. Pam Potillo as Janet. Elizabeth Narvaez as Kara. Guest appearance by Bill Cosby’s real-life daughter Ensa Cosby, upon whom the…

After recreating one of Cliff’s stories, Theo and his roommates are kicked out of their apartment. First appearance of Keith Diamond as Danny. Guest appearance by Anthony Quinn.

Denise returns from Africa, with a new husband and stepdaughter in tow. Joseph C. Phillips and Raven-Symoné join the cast as Martin and Olivia Kendall. Last appearance of Peter Costa…

Theo wants to go to Egypt for an archaeological dig. Reno Wilson as Howard. Alex Ruiz as Lou. Deon Richmond as Kenny.

Theo wants to go to Egypt for an archaeological dig.

Sondra comes down with strep throat, prompting her mother Clair and Elvin’s mother Francine to “steal” the babies.

Theo’s friend Denny finds an expensive watch and gives it to his girlfriend, but it is soon revealed to be stolen merchandise.

Vanessa and Rudy argue and fight. After the sisters do physical damage to the house, Cliff exiles them to the basement.

Clair’s 46th birthday.

After catching Theo kissing another woman in the lounge of her dormitory, Justine breaks up with him. Desperate to win her back, Theo turns to Cliff for advice.

Sondra bemoans taking care of the twins.

Cliff’s old basketball friend comes to visit.

Theo consults a voodoo shopkeeper for advice on winning his girlfriend back.

Rudy wants to change some of her rules.

Cliff tracks down the grandfather of one of his patients: an expectant teenage mother with no other family. Clair deduces that the charming man is illiterate.

With the rest of the family gone for the night, Theo throws a “small” party that gets out of control.

Clair appears as a panelist on a local Sunday morning talk show entitled “Retrospective”. Clair buys a new couch and Cliff tries to keep the old one. Clair’s law firm…

Cliff babysits Winnie and Nelson when the rest of the family goes to see a Michael Jackson concert.