Mary and Pat cut up Tom’s credit cards. Montgomery Monk uses a Ho-Ho to reprogram George. Merle feels that Wanda is spending more time on public life than married life….

Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tufts and Tweeds. Martha fears God will punish Cathy…

Charlie and Loretta grab the dictionary when Fernwood’s new skywriter writes the word “foreplay” in the sky. Montgomery Monk arrives at the Shumway home to begin George’s deprogramming. Mary gives…

Annie returns Mary’s journal and insists she’s not attracted to her. While discussing people’s needs, Mary embraces Annie, but Tom walks in and misinterprets the situation. Later, Tom forces himself…

Martha’s new pet sitting service terrifies George after he finds a monkey and a tarantula in his kitchen. Complications arise when lawyer Darcy Pinker demands Cathy sign a contract before…

Loretta is dismayed when her scheme to make Charlie jealous only incites his anger. Jody gives Charlie a cut of the race winnings, enough for Charlie to make a down…

Martha and Detective Johnson practice rape, and Mary gets the wrong idea. As Charlie prepares to leave for his transplant in New Jersey, he and Loretta discuss the return of…

In Dayton, Jake stops by Lou’s diner where amnesiac Loretta is pegged as a slut. Loretta, calling herself Lulu, is befriended by owner Lou and regular customer Mac Slattery. Wanda…

Tom, Mary, and Heather all agree to adopt Cathy’s baby as their own. Merle’s guilt over sinning with Annie is tempered by the intriguing voice of Big Honey on Annie’s…

Pat introduces Mary to Garth Phillip Gimble, Jr., who doesn’t like to be called “Little Garth”. During Merle’s election night party, Garth threatens Pat, but she swears she’ll expose him…

Martha visits Annie to discuss their AC/DC trouble. Charlie phones Loretta and tells her that he got out of jail but still won’t come home. Jody offers to take Loretta…

Dr. Fratkis informs Charlie that he has to find his own donor for the testicle transplant. Cathy moves into the Addams mansion, but is dismayed when Christine hides her in…

Mary complains that she now feels like a sex object. Brian and Christine tempt Cathy with $40,000, but she must agree to have a second baby, fathered by Brian. Mary…

Charlie and Dr. Fratkis agree to perform his transplant immediately. Loretta is hired to sing at the drag races and composes an impromptu song about making her man whole again….

Martha and Detective Johnson storm the Gimble house after hearing Pat’s screams, but the couple manages to cover up Garth’s abuse. Mary gives Charlie an alpha wave machine to help…

Garth bungles Merle’s press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda requests a private celebration, but Merle insists on abstinence until their wedding night….

Pat and Little Garth hide the truth from Garth about his son’s bed wetting. Detective Johnson insinuates that Annie is part of a prostitution ring in Fernwood and wants to…

Charlie and Mary visit a recovered George who’s distressed over all the crazy complications that ensued while he was brainwashed. A police officer gives Martha notice to vacate the Shumway…

Just as Mary leaves the hospital, sex therapist Mona McKenzie is admitted for getting too much of a good thing. Nurse Gimble continues to show up with more bodily injury….

An oblivious Martha receives another visit from Detective Johnson. After a letter from Sgt. Foley arrives, assuring Cathy that it’s physically impossible for him to be the father of her…

Mary tells Tom that she switched Heather’s lunch box with Chester’s. Garth decides to use Mary’s comment “you’re only as recovered as you think you are” as the PR catchphrase…

Mary details her attitudes about Annie in the journal given to her by David Susskind. Martha receives photographic “evidence” that George was beamed aboard a UFO. After Cathy decides to…

Tom asks Mary to leave but allow Annie to stay as he films his TV commercial. Wealthy Brian and Christine Addams drop by the Shumway kitchen to meet with Cathy,…

A bumbling sawmill employee tries to win the hand of the owner’s daughter while staying out of the clutches of the mill’s bullying foreman.

Upon waking from the dream of a theater peopled entirely by numerous Buster Keatons, a lowly stage hand causes havoc everywhere he works.

A butterfly collector unwittingly wanders into an Indian encampment while chasing a butterfly, but the tribe has resolved to kill the first white man who enters their encampment because white…

France, on the eve of the French Revolution. Henriette and Louise have been raised together as sisters. When the plague that takes their parents’ lives causes Louise’s blindness, they decide…

Silent Madden and his daughter Molly have left the criminal underworld of San Francisco thanks to the wise teachings of Chang Low, a Confucian master. But the evil Black Mike…

Pauline Hathaway is informed on her 18th birthday by the family lawyer that she will inherit half a million dollars, provided that her behavior meets with his approval; otherwise, the…

As a young couple stops and rests in a small village inn, the man is abducted by Death and is sequestered behind a huge doorless, windowless wall. The woman finds…

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An alcoholic, abusive ne’er-do-well is shown the error of his ways through a legend that dooms the last person to die on New Year’s Eve before the clock strikes twelve…

At the Capri Lounge, Loretta sings “Moanin’ in the Night.”

Loretta foresees trouble for Mary and Tom when Annie decides to remain in Fernwood for an extended visit. Mary and Gore Vidal get to know one another. Charlie admits to…

Tom and Heather give Gore the brush off, so he interviews Martha. Mary is in a lather to get Heather’s old Peanuts lunch box, which is identical to Chester’s. Mary…

Gore promises to promote Ackerman and Fernwood Receiving on The Merv Griffin Show, but first he has to convince Merv. Annie accepts Tom’s offer to park her trailer in his…

Dr. Williams reveals to Mary that Tom signed her commitment papers. Grandpa Larkin suggests that Cathy turn go to George with news of her pregnancy. Charlie begs Nurse Nugent to…

Tom arrives home from his white collar job, and Mary is stunned at how much he looks like the husband she imagined in her doll house. Detective Johnson informs Martha…

Loretta eases Charlie’s mind by telling him that Merle’s leaving Fernwood. Dr. Williams promises to give Mary an overnight pass from the ward. Tom discusses his new job with Heather….

Mary is told that she’ll select the items for the time capsule being buried by the Fernwood Chamber of Commerce. Grandpa visits Mary and recognizes Chester as a madman. Loretta…