Two missionaries come into conflict with the authorities when they turn their missionary into a parrot farm. The Bishop of Maracaibo calls them his ‘black sheep’ and the Monsignore has…

An unidentified fifteen year-old girl is found hanged after an anonymous tip-off. The girl, Silvia Polvesi, is soon discovered to have been murdered. A peeping tom is caught with photos…

A lady cop infiltrates an all-female criminal gang.

Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, but he begs off, complaining of a sore back.

An influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie from pressure charges against his son after the boy robs Archie in Munson’s cab.

Archie and Edith rekindle their romance during a second honeymoon in Atlantic City.

Gloria is insulted when Michael’s ardor is removed after she dons a cheap dime-store wig.

Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka,Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

Archie thinks Irene Lorenzo is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism.

Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism during an informal group-therapy game.

Edith receives a small fortune in quarters as a result of a computer error. Then another computer informs Archie that he’s been officially declared dead.

Archie finally meets George Jefferson at Henry’s going away party.

Edith is deeply disturbed to find out Archie’s been playing the horses after he promised never to gamble again.

Gloria brings home a Rodin replica for the living room, but the erotic sculpture makes Archie cringe.

Edith befriends a lonely old man,through Archie is less than thrilled to have a constant reminder of his own advancing years hanging around the house.

As the Lorenzos settle in, Archie grows jealous of Edith’s friendship with Irene.

Henry Jeffersons joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic from moving into the neighborhood.

In a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie’s whims.

After an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.

Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma

It’s -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.

Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

Archie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it’s stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who’ll fix it with no questions…

Archie refuses to tag along to Edith’s thirtieth high school reunion– until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.

Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.

Middle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract…

Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he’s black.

Edith’s antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money,…

Archie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie’s attitude quickly changes when the family…

Mike’s emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.

The Stivics’ wedding is jeopardized when Michael’s uncle insists, over Archie’s virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

On the Stivics’ second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.

Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern’s presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.

Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

Gloria tests Mike and Archie’s male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.

Archie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker’s household.

Archie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson’s taxicab.