Mike doodles on his aptitude test and winds up with an IQ score of 27.

Mike’s infatuation with a Madonna look-alike worries Maggie.

A depressed department store Santa consulting Jason decides to commit suicide by leaping down the Seavers’ chimney.

Carol develops a crush on a family friend, who thinks of her as his little sister.

Coming across a compatibility test in Jason’s office, Maggie decides she and Jason should fill it out, but her answers don’t tab with his. Meanwhile, Mike feigns interest in karate…

Mike backs out of the family-bowling match so he can date a snobbish girlfriend.

Jason embarrasses Mike at a Bruce Springsteen concert when they are interviewed together.

Maggie goes back to work as a journalist, prompting psychologist Jason to move his office into their home so he can keep his eye on the kids. Things don’t get…

Ben gives Jason a very expensive birthday present, causing speculation on how he can possibly afford it.

Herbert Pomeroy’s wife Juanita spends his money extravagantly and irresponsibly, finally driving him to bankruptcy. Desperate, he sends his son Frankie to live with his friend Henderson, a South Seas…

The boys sneak out for a night on the town, unaware that Stan’s wife has switched her grocery coupons for Stan’s secret stash of mad money. The boys run up…

Fortune hunters from all over the country rushing to the Klondike in 1897 to seek their fortunes in the gold are tested by hardships of the journey.

Gold-digger Molly marries the heir to a fortune, but things go badly when he is disinherited and starts working as a ditch digger.

A spirited young woman finds herself destitute and on the streets before joining a traveling carnival, where she meets a vagabond painter.

Mickey Mouse, piloting a steamboat, delights his passenger, Minnie Mouse, by making musical instruments out of the menagerie on deck.

The just-out-of-college, effete son of a no-nonsense steamboat captain comes to visit his father whom he’s not seen since he was a child.

The mastermind behind a ubiquitous spy operation learns of a dangerous romance between a Russian lady in his employ and a dashing agent from the government’s secret service.

A hapless young man living in New York City rallies to save his girlfriend’s grandfather’s horse-drawn trolley, the last in the city, from being put out of business by a…

Hyde house-sits for his father while he attends an Eric Clapton concert; Kitty is beside herself now that Donna’s dating Randy.

Hyde shows Red a way to get rid of extra medication; Fez’s latest girlfriend makes Jackie almost as crazy as she is.

Donna rethinks her future after her dad announces he’s moving to Florida; Jackie plots revenge on Fez for turning her down.

Red refuses to go quietly when a national muffler chain threatens his business; Hyde learns the naked truth about his marriage to Sam; and Jackie surprises herself with her list…

Fez gets a visit from a friend from home (wherever that is); Red and Kitty show their house to prospective buyers; and Hyde’s father has a surprise at the store.

With memories of Eric still fresh, Donna worries how the gang will react now that she’s dating Randy. Meanwhile, Fez tries to impress a coworker at the salon.

Jackie reluctantly seeks help from a therapist after she finally realizes her feelings for Fez; Red’s retirement creates more work for Hyde.

Fez loses Kitty’s engagement ring on the ride home from the county fair, so the gang goes over the river and through the woods to look for it while Red…

Kelso returns on New Year’s Eve 1979 to celebrate, while Red and Kitty rethink their plans to move to Florida.

Red and Kitty have a hunch about their new neighbors; Hyde hosts a bonfire to burn disco records in spite of Fez and Jackie’s protests.

Fez has a fling with an older woman who’s one of Kitty’s friends.

Red lets Hyde in on a Valentine’s Day secret; Christine opens up to Jackie about her love life; and Randy has big plans for a date.

Hyde returns from a Las Vegas sojourn, confronts Jackie about Kelso and finds Leo has mismanaged the record store; Kitty makes an audio tape for Eric and admits experimenting with…

The gang steals the ceramic clown mascot of a burger joint, and the whole town is angry except for Red, who never could stand the thing.

Red hires Leo to take pictures at his veterans reunion; Jackie and Fez suspect Donna is cheating on Eric.

Red and Kitty are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary, and this makes Kelso think that it’s time for him to get married. He decides to propose, but before he can…

Kitty helps Jackie impress her boss; the guys are shocked when Leo reveals the object of his affection.

A surprise bachelor party for Hyde falls apart when the guest of honor lands in jail, while his wife gets to know his ex-girlfriend a little better.

Hyde sets to fire Leo for mismanaging the record store, but ends up with a new employee; Jackie has a night out to move on from Hyde.

Jackie meets the local star while at the salon with Fez: talk show host Christine St. George. Her new goal in life is to be Christine’s co-anchor on “What’s Up…

Hyde and Sam’s constant fighting gets to Red and Kitty; Donna hosts a radio fund-raiser; and Fez and Jackie have landlord problems.

Donna’s sexy pictures for Eric repeatedly fall into the wrong hands; Jackie moves in with Fez, whose crazy ex-girlfriend better not find out.