Archie is depressed when his saloon has gone slow. That’s when his friend offers him some pills that cheers up. Archie takes in two when Edith and the Stivics visit…

On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie’s bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help…

Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple’s wedding at 704 on…

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o’clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes…

When Cousin Liz dies, Edith and Archie learn more about her than they ever thought. When roomate of Liz, Veronica, comes out of the closet to Edith, she also admits…

When Kelsey finally decides to sell his bar, nothing will stop Archie from getting it–even if it means forging Edith’s signature against her will.

Archie must spend his afternoon at the vet when his accidently runs over Barney’s annoying–but cute–dog with his cab.

When Archie and the guys at the lodge are being called bigots in the papers because they are only white, Archie suggests to initiate a black jewish guy.

Before bedtime, Mike and Gloria have a game of Scrabble in which Mike ends up winning. He uses this game as an opportunity to rub Gloria’s nose in the fact…

The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he’s guilty for starting the fire.

Stranded in a subway train with different personalities, Mike is shocked when he punches a man for the very first time in his life after the man had pushed Gloria…

Both Gloria and Mike help Edith and Archie express their sexual interaction after catching Edith reading How to be your Husband’s Mistress.

Archie reluctantly agress to deliver Stretch Cunningham’s eulogy, unawware that his departed friend was Jewish.

Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.

Mike accidently breaks Archie’s Chair.

After a female art student purchases a life-size wooden sculpture of a crucifixion from an abandoned church, she has a vision of herself being nailed to a cross and soon…

Carl the Gardner grows odd plants for a rich Yankee woman Ellen Bennett living in South America while exercising a mental hold over her. All his previous employers died mysteriously.

A revived mummy needs the blood of young women to slake his thirst.

A big-game hunter comes out of retirement to help track down a killer wolf, and begins to suspect that it isn’t a wolf but an animal that can take human…

A stranger enters into and forever alters the life of a couple. He claims to be pursued by certain authorities who intend to prevent him from disclosing a secret that…

Ben Campbell, a 22 year old gas station attendant in a small desert town, is looking to make some extra money. He is surprised when Madec, a wealthy lawyer, asks…

A corrupt General plans on smuggling one million US dollars out of the Banana Republic he dominates. Local revolutionaries plan on stealing the cash but are thwarted when a bandit…

A husband, wife and their son are stranded on a remote island with no way off; as the son grows older, sexual tensions emerge.

Two CIA bunglers botch a Soviet defection, then both sides mark them for termination.

Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.

The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike’s friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his…

Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he’s talked about for years.

Archie enters Joey in a newspapers’s beautifull-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.

Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounterswith an old high school friend she’s invited to dinner.

Edith saves a man’s life and becomes the toast of the town,but Archie isn’t happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.

Mike and Gloria are having a discussion over who will take care of Joey, just in case there comes a time when both of them are unable to care for…

The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.

As a practical joke, Archie fixes up one of his drinking buddies with female impersonator Beverly La Salle.

Archie recuperates in record time after he’s called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.

Archie’s trip to the hospital is an ethnic nightmare. He’s admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from…

A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a jaintor’s job to Archie.

Archie’s self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock.

Edith forgives Archie’s indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

Edith forgives Archie’s indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he dated flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.