A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer’s Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

Ann gets a modeling assignment at Belmont Race Track and when Don’s friends realize there’s a horse running named for her, they see it as a “”sign”” and send her…

Donald’s friends throw him a stag party – which almost costs him his engagement to Ann.

Ann makes friends with a king, who turns out to be a kid!

Ann and Donald try to run Lou’s restaurant by themselves when the staff comes down with a virus.

Ann is duped by a robber into shoplifting.

Ann makes friends with a Russian named Nicholai who is a con man sponging off her.

Donald breaks off his engagement to Ann because of cold feet.

Ann’s late Uncle Harry wills her an old trunk filled with bits and pieces of his career in vaudeville. Ann is doubly surprised when stars Milton Berle and Danny Thomaspay…

Ann wants film rights to a novel, but the author will not sell. He changes his mind when he sees Ann, and how much she resembles his late wife. His…

Uncle Herbert is turning Ann and Donald’s world upside down when he makes bogus get-rich-quick schemes.

Ann gets a lesson in minorities when a sketch that she is in is very offensive to Mexicans.

Don is stuck in a “”super Don”” costume when his friends steal his clothes and forget to give them back to him. All before he is to accept an Humanitarian…

Ann is hired by a rival magazine because they think that Donald is going to help her out now that they are engaged.

Lou feels as though he is getting too old, and Ann introduces him to Jeanie, who makes him feel more younger. Ann thinks that he is going to leave her…

Ann lands the presitgious title of “”Miss New York has Everything”” and does a TV promotion for the city in which she bakes a fruit topped cheesecake using all New…

In St. Louis to appear in a play and meet Donald’s parents, Ann once again finds that nothing is ever easy.

Ann learns that killing two birds with one stone is almost too much when she goes to St. Louis with Donald to meet his parents and to star in a…

Ann and Donald go to a pre-nuptial counselor to weed out their non-existent problems.

On a game show, Ann is asked to find out about her neighbors. No one wants to speak up, so Ann throws a party to invite everyone until her purse…

A nude picture of Ann is plastered in a “”Playpen”” magazine, which jeopardizes her chance of being on a kiddie show.

Donald’s sister Sandi has a passion for an actor, and he wants Ann to check up on him to see if he’s a good man. The actor finds out what’s…

After four years of dating, Donald finally asks Ann to marry him and presents her with an engagement ring – which he was talked into buying second-hand by a co-worker…

Don wants to take Ann out to the theater for her birthday, but she has to stay and babysit for a neighbor’s child who has the mumps.

Donald hurts his back trying to demonstrate skiing in Ann’s apartment, and worries about missing an interview. Ann brings the interviewee over to her apartment, and Lou comes over as…

Neighbor Ruth Bauman is strangely disinterested in a movie her husband is making with Ann and Donald. While viewing the film with Donald, Ann is shocked when she sees Ruth…

Ann has to go to court to help a producer win a lawsuit involving a shish-kabob skewer.

As class secretary-treasurer, Ann loses track of $360 she is to use for a high school reunion. Her father lends her the money, even though the party is to be…

Ann’s father is losing business at his restaurant, so she hires a musical group to help bring business. The group she hires seem harmless enough, but when they perform, they…

Ann accidentally meets a stockbroker and he gives her his card. It seems that he has a list of products (his grocery list) on the back of the card, and…

With the help of an irreverent young sidekick, a bank robber gets his old gang back together to organise a daring new heist.

Madeleine, rendered mute after being sexually assaulted as a youth, accepts a lift from a wealthy and sadistic pimp who soon enslaves her into his prostitution racket. Despite her limited…

After his wife is kidnapped by a group of White supremacists, a record producer teams up with a PR man and a martial artist to get her back and put…

In 17th century France, young D’Artagnan wants to join the King’s Musketeers, but instead befriends three legendary musketeers—Athos, Porthos, and Aramis—and together, they become embroiled in the political intrigue surrounding…

A pair of thieves operate in the American South between 1911 and 1915, stealing from rich, white capitalists, and giving to Mexicans, Native Americans and poor whites.

A man feels obligated to hijack the plane his boss is on after he has gambled himself into overwhelming debt.

Three criminals escape from prison and embark on a robbery spree across USA. Along the way, one of them falls in love while they plan a final heist before going…

Various MGM stars from yesterday present their favorite musical moments from the studio’s 50 year history.

Five friends head out to rural Texas to visit the grave of a grandfather. On the way, they stumble across what appears to be a deserted house, only to discover…

After determining Donald and Ann are okay, Jon goes to look for help. Ann and Donald start walking to keep warm and find a cabin. Ann’s father gets nervous when…