Inspired by the life of Gandhi, Errol decides to bring about positive change for the residents of Elderberry House. Meanwhile, Vince becomes rather taken with the icy girl from upstairs.

After ejecting a troublesome child from the swimming pool where he works, Vince is targeted by the local gang, who will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy him….

After discovering a new cut price supermarket, Vince becomes rather keen on its own brand energy drink Blue Rat – all the energy of a rat trapped in a can….

A man, his lodger, a two-seater sofa and a supermarket loyalty card conspire to cause misery.

Vince is promoted to swimming instructor and begins to teach a would-be glamour model, much to her husband’s annoyance. Meanwhile, Errol decides it’s time to redecorate the bathroom.

In the course of a day spent with Stuart Symonds, the Headteacher at King Edward VII Comprehensive, Roy almost discovers the difference between pupil-centred teaching and teacher-centred learning.

Will Rushmore is a Winchester-based freelance photographer. He has given up a safe job in town planning to devote himself to his art. It’s a struggle and today could be…

Roy interviews the partners of Chesire solicitors, Broadbent & Broadbent, a firm specialising in matrimonial cases, but it transpires that Nicola and Graham Broadbent have a matrimonial case of their…

PC Dave Knight’s routine day is transformed into a tense roof-top drama when an insurance company employee threatens to commit suicide. And Roy suffers from vertigo sickness.

Roy Mallard spends a day with Levick’s Estate Agents-a small family firm in Lewes, Sussex. “”It’s no surprise that estate agents are so often compared to synchronized swimmers. A glimpse…

Three young ladies sign up for some kind of training at a naval base. However, their greatest trouble isn’t long marches or several weeks in a small boat, but their…

In 1927 Hollywood, a silent film star falls for a chorus girl just as he and his paranoid screen partner struggle to make the difficult transition to talking pictures.

A small-town newspaper editor risks everything to expose a corrupt sheriff.

Shapely burlesque dancer Hot Garters Gertie aka Angela Gardner meets her future drama professor. Her new landlady proves to be the professor’s wife. Angela helps breath life into the annual…

Stanley Kubrick’s first color film, commissioned by the Seafarers International Union to promote the benefits of union membership. Shot inside the union’s Atlantic and Gulf Coast District facilities, it features…

In this murder mystery, a woman’s brother is killed in a freak accident, or so she believes. Fortunately for her, an American journalist is more suspicious and so begins roaming…

In 18th-century France, a young man masquerades as an actor to avenge his friend’s murder.

A tabloid editor assigns a young reporter to solve a murder the editor committed himself.

The only white survivor of a Crow Indian raid on a wagon train is a young boy. He is rescued by the Sioux, and the Sioux chief raises him as…

Roy Mallard travels to Nottingham to spend a day with Peter Wilson, Managing Director of Zenotech, a company fighting to keep afloat in the stimulating environment of Surface Mount Technology….

Tonight’s show guarantees no references to Christmas, hangovers, boxing, sleighbells, or the works of Charles Dickens.

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, so hang the decorations and the fairy lights and join Smith and Jones on a trip to funnyland.

A third foray into the funny, farcical and felicitous world of the comical duo whose names begin with the letters ‘j’ and ‘s’.

Discover how the pyramids were built. Accompany Sir John Harvey-Jones on his latest troubleshoot. And discover why the drivers of F-registration Montegos should beware the next budget.

A second bumper package of humorous skits featuring loveable, chubby Mel Smith and cheeky chappie Griff Rhys Jones.

The boys are back. Head to head, back to front and upside down. For new viewers, Smith is the slightly larger one and Jones is slightly Welsh.

Starring Jane Horrocks, Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin, Andy Taylor, Heather Tobias, Kate Williams. With the final episode of that classic soap Olympus.

With Chris Langham, Rosemary Martin and Heather Tobias.

In Olympus II, Sara Crowe as Aphrodite and Miranda Richardson as Hera.

Mount Olympus – luxurious home of Greece’s first family – the Gods. Follow their triumphs and disappointments in the classic soap opera Olympus.

Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Chris Langham and Heather Tobias.

With Chris Langham, Josie Lawrence and Kate Williams.

Guest starring Roger Lloyd Pack and Linda Lusardi.

Probably the most refreshing and part-reaching comedy show in the world with Kim Clifford.

Nobody could ever accuse Alas Smith and Jones of poor taste. It costs a fortune.

Starring Pete Duel and Ben Murphy. Special guest appearances by Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

The Show They Tried to Ban! … is not on tonight. They succeeded. So there’s this instead. With Tracie Bennett and John Humphrys.

They’re back to back, head to head and side by side, but fortunately not on top of each other.

Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, ‘Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour’, recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows…

Two men, two minds, two visions… one porpoise.