The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening “friendly fire” incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in…

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn’t have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies…

A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. But the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the…

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a “damn good Joe,” the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a…

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare…

The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone’s spirits whilst they are gone. Hawkeye: “The plot thins. Watch…

Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

Henry’s departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye…

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio….

The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney…

General ‘Iron Guts’ Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret’s tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General’s aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day…

Gene Autry is back in the saddle again as an undercover detective in this action-packed Western complete with a showdown. Gene poses as a jailbird to wangle the truth from…

François Donge, a rich industrialist and womaniser, meets a girl nicknamed Bébé who he marries. Ten years later, poisoned by his wife and dying in hospital, he recalls his married…

A newly-married woman becomes frustrated as her husband, a reindeer herder for an Arctic village, spends much of his time away. Desperate for affection, she visits a shaman who offers…

The story of Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata, who led a rebellion against the corrupt, oppressive dictatorship of president Porfirio Díaz in the early 20th century.

During World War II, an American bomber pilot is rescued after drifting at sea aboard a raft. After being administered truth serum, he tells the doctor a story of how…

When elderly pensioner Umberto Domenico Ferrari returns to his boarding house from a protest calling for a hike in old-age pensions, his landlady demands her 15,000-lire rent by the end…

When the nephews come to Donald’s house in their Halloween costumes he dumps water on them and laughs at his trick. A witch sees this and decides to help the…

Special prosecutor John Conroy hopes to combat organized crime in his city and appoints his cop father Matt as chief investigator. John doesn’t understand why Matt is reluctant, but cynical…

When a wealthy business man is found dead reporter Philip Trent is sent to investigate. Against the police conclusions, he suspects the assumed suicide is really a murder, and becomes…

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by…

As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees…

The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also…

Frank is investigated by two crazy intelligence men, one who’s convinced he’s a communist, the other’s certain Frank’s a fascist.

Mail call inspires Hawkeye and Trapper to play on Frank’s greed, and Klinger’s letters from home cover everything from death to pregnancy.

A wave of conservation hits the 4077th after a vital supply line is cut, creating a variety of shortages.

Hawkeye learns a patient was beaten up in his unit because he’s homosexual, and Frank wants the soldier drummed out of the Army.

A local farmer claims the 4077th is on his land, and a Korean woman claims Radar is the father of her child.

Frank chooses a lull in the action to ask Hawkeye and Trapper to perform his hernia operation, and that’s just when the war returns full tilt.

A private with a prominent proboscis pleads for prohibited plastic surgery–but Frank and Margaret smell a rat.

Hawkeye’s quest for new boots turns into a never-ending game of horse trading.

Henry returns from Tokyo in love with a woman half his age, but he seems to have forgotten one thing–he’s married.

Something smells rank at the 4077th, and it might be the new officers’ club–from which enlisted types are barred.

Depressed by news from home, Margaret examines her life and decides to request a transfer.

Hawkeye and Trapper hassle the brass to obtain a vital piece of medical equipment.

The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.

A flu epidemic leaves yet-to-be infected Hawkeye and Margaret more overworked than ever.

A lone sniper turns the hospital compound into a combat zone, traps Henry and Radar in the showers and forces surgery by candlelight after he knocks out the generator.

Another letter from Hawkeye to his father tells about a bigoted soldier who wants the “right color” blood, a live grenade in the OR and Henry’s home movies.