Tom warns Mary that there’s gossip at the plant about resentment brewing against Mary, who’s trying too hard to break with traditions. At the plant, Texas is annoyed when Mary…

Hired by the Fernwood jail, Mary gets on the matron’s bad side by fraternizing with Pat. Wanda is non-plussed to catch Merle and Lila getting passionate on the sofa, and…

Under orders from Mrs. Welch, Colonel Fleck arrives from the military academy to escort Little Garth back to school, which upsets Heather. The war between Mary and Cathy results in…

Charlie wills the bandaged accident victim out of her coma, though he’s dismayed when she scribbles a note telling him that she doesn’t know who he is. Mary receives a…

Mary admits to Nat Dearborn that Pat once mentioned wanting to kill Garth. Tom questions Charlie about his confidence that the bandaged accident victim is actually Loretta. Mac invites the…

Mary solicits Grandpa Larkin’s opinion in her argument with Tom about finding new ways to have sex. Tom denies Mae’s accusation that he ordered her research work to be impounded…

Juan is the son of a poor widow in Seville. Against his mother’s wishes he pursues a career as toreador. He rapidly gains national prominence, and takes his childhood sweetheart…

Buster clowns around in a blacksmith’s shop until he and the smithy get in a fight which sends the smithy to jail. Buster helps several customers with horses, then destroys…

According to this Lois Weber production, men don’t really seem to know what they want at all — first Frank (J. Frank Glendon) wants to be an inventor. Then he…

Hester Bevins is a simple country girl who yearns for adventure. Though she has a handsome young man, Jerry, who is devoted to her, she leaves her village and goes…

Harry Yquem buys his beloved wife some jewelry in a place where underworld middlemen trade in fake and stolen goods. By chance, he spots a man with whom his wife…

An insecure wife fears her husband may be straying back to an old flame.

In 17th century France, young D’Artagnan wants to join the King’s Musketeers, but instead befriends three legendary musketeers—Athos, Porthos, and Aramis—and together, they become embroiled in the political intrigue surrounding…

The sinister Count Oetsch scandalizes the aristocratic social gathering at Castle Vogelod as he announces his intention to “crash” the festivities. Baroness Safferstätt is expected shortly, and the guests are…

Sheik Ahmed desperately desires feisty British socialite Diana, so he abducts her and carries her off to his luxurious tent-palace in the desert. The free-spirited Diana recoils from his passionate…

Garth rejects Wanda’s desire to enlist Pat in Merle’s mayoral campaign. Later, Garth becomes disgusted by Pat’s novel, a fictional account of their relationship, and forces her to destroy what…

Mary refers Wanda to Bob Gilroy when Wanda begins lisping. Gilroy reacts with disgust when Wanda confesses she spent her wedding night at Annie’s trailer, but Wanda’s cured when she…

Loretta and Jody meet Dr. Fratkis in New Jersey and learn that someone uglier than a Godfather cast member bailed Charlie out of jail. Mary and Merle have an intimate…

Christine suggests Cathy endure a natural childbirth, on all fours and with no anesthesia. Grandpa Larkin attempts to persuade Cathy to return home. Martha and Detective Johnson set-up the Renquists…

After writing about her in the journal, Mary visits Annie and bristles at her attention. Tom’s arrival prompts Annie to make a quick exit with Mary’s journal which Annie thinks…

Guests fill Mary’s kitchen on Christmas Day, including the Jeeters, Gimbles, Annie, and Loretta who arrives late with one Jimmy Joe’s bicentennial Christmas trees. Mary leads the group with a…

Merle and Wanda marry with Mary’s unusual ceremonial vows. Detective Johnson arranges for Tom to pose as a john and help him crack the prostitution ring by exposing Big Honey….

The Gimbles’ excuses for Pat’s injuries become more complex and less likely. Grandpa Larkin and Cathy discuss her deal with Brian and Christine Addams. Loretta persuades Jody to help her…

When Martha tells Mary that Cathy left home to live with the wealthy couple buying her baby, Mary thinks Cathy is just like Melinda Mason on the soap opera Hope…

Mary and Pat cut up Tom’s credit cards. Montgomery Monk uses a Ho-Ho to reprogram George. Merle feels that Wanda is spending more time on public life than married life….

Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tufts and Tweeds. Martha fears God will punish Cathy…

Charlie and Loretta grab the dictionary when Fernwood’s new skywriter writes the word “foreplay” in the sky. Montgomery Monk arrives at the Shumway home to begin George’s deprogramming. Mary gives…

Annie returns Mary’s journal and insists she’s not attracted to her. While discussing people’s needs, Mary embraces Annie, but Tom walks in and misinterprets the situation. Later, Tom forces himself…

Martha’s new pet sitting service terrifies George after he finds a monkey and a tarantula in his kitchen. Complications arise when lawyer Darcy Pinker demands Cathy sign a contract before…

Loretta is dismayed when her scheme to make Charlie jealous only incites his anger. Jody gives Charlie a cut of the race winnings, enough for Charlie to make a down…

Martha and Detective Johnson practice rape, and Mary gets the wrong idea. As Charlie prepares to leave for his transplant in New Jersey, he and Loretta discuss the return of…

In Dayton, Jake stops by Lou’s diner where amnesiac Loretta is pegged as a slut. Loretta, calling herself Lulu, is befriended by owner Lou and regular customer Mac Slattery. Wanda…

Tom, Mary, and Heather all agree to adopt Cathy’s baby as their own. Merle’s guilt over sinning with Annie is tempered by the intriguing voice of Big Honey on Annie’s…

Pat introduces Mary to Garth Phillip Gimble, Jr., who doesn’t like to be called “Little Garth”. During Merle’s election night party, Garth threatens Pat, but she swears she’ll expose him…

Martha visits Annie to discuss their AC/DC trouble. Charlie phones Loretta and tells her that he got out of jail but still won’t come home. Jody offers to take Loretta…

Dr. Fratkis informs Charlie that he has to find his own donor for the testicle transplant. Cathy moves into the Addams mansion, but is dismayed when Christine hides her in…

Mary complains that she now feels like a sex object. Brian and Christine tempt Cathy with $40,000, but she must agree to have a second baby, fathered by Brian. Mary…

Charlie and Dr. Fratkis agree to perform his transplant immediately. Loretta is hired to sing at the drag races and composes an impromptu song about making her man whole again….

Martha and Detective Johnson storm the Gimble house after hearing Pat’s screams, but the couple manages to cover up Garth’s abuse. Mary gives Charlie an alpha wave machine to help…

Garth bungles Merle’s press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda requests a private celebration, but Merle insists on abstinence until their wedding night….