Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major…

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

George’s intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor–stat; Jerry is bumped from a school’s Career Day.

Jerry’s popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry’s TV pilot; Elaine’s new beau won’t share “his song” with her.

An employee’s military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend’s mentor.

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry’s stereo.

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine’s beautiful friend.

Elaine’s staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a “bad seed”; Kramer’s friend forces Jerry into crime.

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry’s seeing; George suspects he’s suspected of foul play.

Susan’s parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can’t remove his new jeans.

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn’t want Elaine in the wedding party.

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry’s stolen car, containing Elaine’s JFK golf clubs.

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan’s recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she’s with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

Susan’s friend interferes with Jerry’s planned jokes; Susan’s doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on “The Tonight Show.”

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he’s told he’s her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

Kramer sues Elaine’s friend for sinking his golf career; George’s apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry’s flame always wears the same outfit.

George’s parents meet Susan’s; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she’s dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George’s mental stability.

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

George dines with Elaine’s boss; Jerry’s sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan’s relationship with his pals; Kramer’s new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine’s armoire to muggers.

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine’s; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

George’s involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O’Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine’s cousin.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer’s lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like “grown-up men”; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

Elaine’s boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying “I love you”; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.

Jerry’s mechanic “steals” his lovemaking technique; someone’s license plates enhance Kramer’s image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.

A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.

Jerry’s family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry’s apartment disables Kramer’s taste buds.