When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new “little” friend.

Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world’s longest fingernails.

In an attempt to maintain his “prime,” Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.

Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher’s mallet.

The judgmental voice in Hayley’s head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls’ night with Nerfer and Danuta.

When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their relationship.

When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.

Klaus and Jeff’s friendship is threatened by Klaus’s girlfriend from another realm.

Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school. The rest of the family makes an adorable new friend.

Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.

A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.

When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are… monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.

Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus’s childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.

Jeff’s people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.

Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.

Barry blows out his dad’s speakers and Snot helps him replace them. Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.

Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.

Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents. Klaus and Jeff bond.

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.

Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.

Francine’s newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household. Unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.

The Smiths return from a difficult, quarrelsome vacation, but they can’t get a break from one another.

Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve’s secret swimming hole. Meanwhile, Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.

Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.

Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.

Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.

Steve and Snot’s friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.

When Stan doesn’t feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe. Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the…

Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.

Francine becomes a realtor in Langley’s world of high-end real estate, while the rest of the family sells coffee from the front yard.

When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.

Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi’s dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.

When Stan realizes he can’t cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.

Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant. Roger becomes a flower.

Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger’s personas run a solar company.

A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger’s improv troupe.

After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.