At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West’s nativity scene causing outrage.

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie’s cooking.

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other’s behavior. Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other’s murders.

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his…

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with…

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and…

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Lois and Peter are mistaken for “young parents” by another couple at Stewie’s school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win “Best Customer” at her favorite coffee shop.

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life…

Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Stewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don’t go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a…

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it…

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe’s new classic corvette.

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his…

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided…

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn…

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois’ first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West’s…

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile,…

Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Stewie “breaks up with” Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children’s books which portray him…

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life…

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to…

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always…

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog’s minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Stewie’s future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is…

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.