Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link’s looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. The SWAT Team finally…

Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don’t miss “The 33rd Year Old Virgin” starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how…

Randy experiences cross-dressing as the Pink Ranger and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest…

The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for…

All the people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. The Decepticon…

Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin…

Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, “Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom.” Meet Casper’s brother, “Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost.” Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a…

Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell horrible. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live! Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Mario and Luigi stumble into the…

Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren’t in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves The Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants,…

Learn the secret life of Batman villain, The Penguin! Kids will love playing with “My Stalker!” Orlando Bloomin’ Onion must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash –…

The classic movie The Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learn that…

Lil’ Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn’t want you to know. The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff…

A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron light-cycle! Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a…

Robot Chicken whores itself out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace Process. E.T. finally returns home and interacts with his peers. The secret life of jack-o’-lanterns…

Meet Cork, America’s first mentally-challenged crime sleuth! The legendary Krakken sea monster learns freedom isn’t all it’s “krak-ed” up to be. “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Weasel Stomping Day” gets a Robot…

Care Bears care a lot…about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe in “Heimlich Begins.” A young soccer player named Ricky faces…

“Cuddles,” the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in “Office Kombat.” Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers…

The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home! Rick Schroder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series “Rick Shaw”. Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo, the…

Learn the secret of what Pikachu is up to inside his Poké Ball! Stupid kids get a new high from “numb-chucking.” A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a…

People of all ages (including actor Bruce Campbell) love the new toy, “Morning Wood!” A man’s groin is possessed in “Idle Nuts”. Live in fear when a giant midget attacks!…

Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice and lead! Popular board games from Chutes and Ladders to Hungry Hungry Hippos get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor’s dentist, Mo-Larr! Emperor Palpatine…

Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharaoh builds a pyramid out of Lego, with some “minor”…

A Cuban youth plays Castro in “Dance Dance Counter-Revolution.” Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon’s Lair fights middle age. Mr. Six, the old dancing guy from the Six…

A time-traveler wreaks havoc on history in “Dicks with Time Machines”, but after he ends World War II by humiliating Adolf Hitler during a speech, the title changes to “Heroes…

Robot Chicken gets un-canceled! Learn tips for fighting terrorism! Mexico builds its greatest hero in “The Six Million Peso Man.” Skater McGee is a re-animated corpse; an extreme re-animated corpse!…

Napoleon Bonamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. Pennywise the Clown explains why everything floats in the sewers. A weakling…

It’s Alien vs. Predator on the battleground of love in a special episode of “First Date”. Frogger creates a huge car wreck in this episode. See what the future holds…

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla…again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears….

Jaws gets a special edition DVD. A drug operation at the North Pole is revealed in “Unsolved Case Files: Claus & Effect.” The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower…

A new video game is taking video games by storm, “Codename: The Abortionator.” A video dating experience a la The Ring scares a potential suitor. A man runs away from…

Michael Knight’s talking car parties hard in “KITT’s Day Out.” A brawl rocks the nursing home in “Grandma Fu.” Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen unite to fight a rampaging dragon. George…

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with Scarlett Johansson. “Welcome to the Terror Drome” showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe’s nemesis Cobra….

A teenage girl gets crazy about everyone around her. The world’s most famous monkey bursts loose on Skull Island in “Ding Dong, King Kong.” Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get…

“The World’s Most One-Sided Fistfights” get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in “Educational Wrestling Federation.” Oprah Winfrey fulfills…

William Shatner’s toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven is not all it is cracked up to be in “Can We Handle the Truth?” Hilary Duff’s…

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Hulk is profiled in “Hollywood Spotlight.” The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space…

Seven of the world’s greatest heroes stop being polite and start getting real in “The Real World: Metropolis.” Icons from Star Trek and Tiger Beat alike unite for canned sitcom…

The last surviving member of ‘N Sync, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament in “Enter the Fat One”. Check out a little scrambled…

A teenage girl gets a fashion makeover in “Pimp My Sister.” The Surreal Life gang gets sent on a mission to destroy an enchanted ring. Debbie Does Dallas gets re-told…

The secrets of The Crying Game, Sleepaway Camp, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in “Welcome to the Spoilers.” The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and…