A contractor demonstrates the various death traps being built to protect a temple from intruders. Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th. Wildman shares some summer fun tips with…

Seth and Matt enlist the help of Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane to get their show renewed. PaRappa the Rapper is facing criminal charges when he takes his…

The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes…Captain Texas! Sir Mix-a-Lot knows what…

Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You’ve never seen a Vegas crime caper like Ocean’s Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers…

Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four’s Thing, which references Michael Chiklis as he portrays both. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical…

Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Behind the scenes of Excitebike. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are…

Conan the Barbarian tells us “What is Best in Life” with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for…

…Christmas Special: Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it’s Misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and…

The Super Friends make way for The Super Pets. The Carmen Sandiego host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he’s been living in The Matrix. The car version of Voltron…

She-Ra cannot get a moment of peace as Etheria is constantly under attack while she suffers from period pains. The Grease Gang create a new hump machine. The Magic Garden…

The Maytag Man helps out…with his life. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma & Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman’s life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces…

The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown’s parents aren’t getting along. Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Drunk celebrities are revealed to be reptilian-like…

The Empire Strikes Back’s Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity’s the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore…

Our PS3 Contest winner gets what’s coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill – fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Chachi…

An alien invasion isn’t quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the union? Probably. “Inside…

The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and Yasmin (of the Bratz) go head-to-head on MTV’s Exposed. What happens on Tuesday when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? The Greatest…

Another black man in a fat suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. The Cat in the Hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to…

Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link’s looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. The SWAT Team finally…

Law & Order has never been chickenfied till now. President George W. Bush receives a gremlin. Don’t miss “The 33rd Year Old Virgin” starring Jesus Christ. Smokey Bear remembers how…

Randy experiences cross-dressing as the Pink Ranger and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest…

The MythBusters team tackles masturbation myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for…

All the people killed in the 2nd season finale return as zombies. The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. The Decepticon…

Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin…

Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, “Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom.” Meet Casper’s brother, “Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost.” Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a…

Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell horrible. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live! Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Mario and Luigi stumble into the…

Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren’t in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves The Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants,…

Learn the secret life of Batman villain, The Penguin! Kids will love playing with “My Stalker!” Orlando Bloomin’ Onion must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash –…

The classic movie The Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learn that…

Lil’ Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn’t want you to know. The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff…

A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron light-cycle! Young Indiana Jones finds treasure in his elementary school. Rom the Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a…

Robot Chicken whores itself out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace Process. E.T. finally returns home and interacts with his peers. The secret life of jack-o’-lanterns…

Meet Cork, America’s first mentally-challenged crime sleuth! The legendary Krakken sea monster learns freedom isn’t all it’s “krak-ed” up to be. “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Weasel Stomping Day” gets a Robot…

Care Bears care a lot…about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe in “Heimlich Begins.” A young soccer player named Ricky faces…

“Cuddles,” the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in “Office Kombat.” Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers…

The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home! Rick Schroder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series “Rick Shaw”. Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo, the…

Learn the secret of what Pikachu is up to inside his Poké Ball! Stupid kids get a new high from “numb-chucking.” A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a…

People of all ages (including actor Bruce Campbell) love the new toy, “Morning Wood!” A man’s groin is possessed in “Idle Nuts”. Live in fear when a giant midget attacks!…

Twinkie the Kid dispenses justice and lead! Popular board games from Chutes and Ladders to Hungry Hungry Hippos get turned into action-packed feature films. Meet Skeletor’s dentist, Mo-Larr! Emperor Palpatine…

Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharaoh builds a pyramid out of Lego, with some “minor”…

A Cuban youth plays Castro in “Dance Dance Counter-Revolution.” Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon’s Lair fights middle age. Mr. Six, the old dancing guy from the Six…