Ben’s poker addiction is costing him a fortune, while Susan’s addiction to seeing a clairvoyant turns out to be far worse when a horrible prediction is revealed to her.

Michael announces that his girlfriend is pregnant, and she ends up moving in with them after her deeply religious parents throw her out, but it turns out that they were…

Some old friends of Susan and Ben are having marriage trouble, and Susan is out to prove that a trouble shared is a very dangerous thing. Elsewhere, Janey and Kenzo…

Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren’t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her…

Roger’s mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi, and an old drinking mate from Ben’s youth has changed much more than he had expected.

It’s the day before Roger and Abi’s wedding, but for this accident-prone couple, anything that can go wrong probably will, before the marriage is solemnized.

Handsome millionaire art collector James Garrett reappears in Susan’s life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom. Elsewhere, Roger is dealing with his own…

Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on “The Weakest Link”, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.

Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.

Susan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him, until he is given director’s tickets for a football match on the same day. Meanwhile,…

A couple ask Ben to be their sperm donor; Mark shows up and wants to be a part of Kenzo’s life; Abi becomes upset with Roger when she dreams he…

With Nick still away, Michael joining the army, and Janey getting her stuff out of the attic, Susan is feeling deserted. Then a stray dog appears and tries to become…

While Ben is away, Susan goes to dinner with a wealthy art collector after her boss tells her to do whatever she has to do to sell art. Meanwhile, Grace…

Susan tries to fix Michael up with a new girlfriend called Suzanne, but the similarity doesn’t end in the name. Meanwhile, Ben starts a career as a property developer but…

Janey starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael’s latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.

Following Roger’s advice, Ben and Susan join a pyramid scheme, despite Michael’s warnings. Meanwhile Roger seems to have an unlimited cash flow, but where is he getting all that money?

Ben is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan’s book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer.

Ben starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household. Meanwhile, Susan has Michael photograph semi-naked men for a calendar in order to contribute to her fundraising.

Susan attends a neighbour’s book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to…

Susan forsakes Ben’s dental conference to write her novel, while Ben seeks a new partnership in Harley Street and ends up with more partners than he’d bargained for.

One of Britain’s best-loved heart-throbs visits Ben’s surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly, at first, unimpressed.

Susan is bored with her lot and decides to run her life as a single girl again by swapping places with Janey for a week, who takes the opportunity to…

One of Ben’s patients, while under anaesthetic, admits to killing his wife. Susan, currently overdosing on murder mysteries, decides to turn sleuth in an effort to expose the killer but…

When Ben and Susan have some problems in the bedroom that start to drive them apart, Abi thinks she may be at fault, but she has her own problems to…

Due to the death of Susan’s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone’s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet…

Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well – much to the family’s delight, and to Susan’s chagrin.

In order to awaken Abi’s interest, Susan suggests Roger should make her jealous and despite Ben’s protests, tries to find a date for him.

With a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael’s new pet, Ben is tempted to…

Michael gets a cool new friend called Jack, who seems a bit too interested in Susan, much to the amusement of Ben. Meanwhile, Janey gives Abi some fashion advice.

Ben and Susan decide to help out some friends by flat-sitting their brand new Docklands apartment, and expectedly, things do not go according to plan.

More problems for Ben – Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael becomes born-again and Abi confuses nature with naturism.

After coming into contact with an infectious disease from Peru, the whole Harper household is placed under quarantine by Susan. How long will it be till they all drive each…

After doing some Christmas shopping, the Harpers find themselves stuck in an underground train that has broken down.

The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.

Abi’s father asks Ben to be his best man; this turns out to have been a bad move, as he hands over the running of the bachelor night to Nick.

Susan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick, and Janey leaves the grandparents to babysit Kenzo.

Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.

Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick…

Susan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of trick or treat for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.

When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick’s old room to a…