Scott disguises himself as his cousin to sneak into the girls’ sleep over.

After seeing how much in love Louisa’s Aunt and Uncle are after 50 years of marriage, Joanie and Chachi decide to elope.

On Christmas Eve, a night which Al wanted to spend at home with his close family and friends, Rico books the band to perform on the Christmas Radio Special. After…

Chachi is convinced that Joanie will leave him when her first love comes back on the scene.

Faced with work to do for other classes, Joanie asks Mario to type her 30-page history paper for her. After he finishes it, Mario accidentally burns it on the kitchen…

After preparing a terrible stew for Chachi, Joanie daydreams about their golden years when he leaves her for a woman that can cook. Not wanting her life to mirror the…

After repeatedly being warned about showing up late for and taking excessive breaks during performances, Al and Louisa are left no choice but to fire the band.

Against Louisa’s wishes, Joanie and Chachi go to an exotic French film and try to leave when Al and Louisa show up to watch the same movie.

Joanie goes out for coffee with her art teacher. She says it isn’t a date, but Chachi insists it is. He goes to Joanie’s school to check up on her…

Louisa’s friend from high school, Vanessa, who is a record producer, comes for a visit and asks the band to play for her. Mario suspects Vanessa is interested in Chachi…

After Joanie claims she saw Paul McCartney at the hospital while visiting a friend, Chachi and Annette go to the hospital to see for themselves and find a man who…

The band is set to audition for a spot on Twist Fever when a woman tells them the show is looking for a band with a gimmick. When a family…

Howard and Marion come to Chicago to visit Joanie at her apartment after Chachi answers Howard’s phone call late the night before. When they arrive, Chachi is there wearing Joanie’s…

Joanie and Chachi argue about gender superiority. Chachi believes that, specifically, men are better than women at basketball, so Joanie challenges him to go one-on-one with her female friend who…

The band has a big audition for a record producer, but Chachi’s attitude causes Joanie to decide to attend her nephew’s birthday party in Milwaukee instead of singing with the…

Joanie notices a guy looking at Annette during a performance at Delvecchio’s, and she and Chachi introduce Annette and the guy, Wendell. They quickly hit it off and decide to…

With nothing to do during the day, on the advice of Chachi, Joanie starts hanging out with her roommate who attends college. On behalf of the band, she accepts an…

Sledge’s ex-wife marries his best high school friend & forces Sledge to think about his lifestyle.

To investigate the death of a prominent businessman, Sledge joins a weekend war gaming organization.

Sledge tracks down a yuppie’s dirty deeds.

The precinct thinks that Sledge and Dori have slept together when all that appears on a surveillance tape is them drunk and in bed.

Trunk must solve the puzzle of why the army has surrounded the entire precinct before the entire staff dies.

Dori poses as a model to get the dirt on a white slavery ring.

Hammer investigates the mysterious deaths of a heavy metal group and their manager.

Sledge is sent to investigate when a toy manufacturer is attacked by one of his own toys.

Sledge finds himself competing with a British cop.

An old time movie vampire is falsely accused of murdering his cast and crew.

After breaking nearly all his bones, Sledge encases himself in a robotic suit to stop a robot.

While suffering from vertigo, Sledge must protect the girlfriend of a mobster.

Sledge must discover who’s making threatening calls to a radio psychologist.

Sledge poses as an assassin to discover a mobster’s secret hideout.

A female cop with a sadistic/ masochistic fetish falls for and kidnaps Sledge.

Sledge poses as an Australian car magnate, Crocodile Bruce, to catch the killer of used car dealers.

Vile Video Concepts conditions cops not to testify against a mobster; Hammer meets a computerized version of himself.

Sledge and Dori investigate the death of a college coed.

When Sledge and Dori get suspended from the force, they open a private investigation firm with counseling from Bogart’s ghost.

Bodybuilding terrorists led by a female aerobics instructor steal a nuclear warhead from the military and threaten to destroy the entire country. Hammer and Dori are assigned to the case…

Hammer is assigned to protect a Russian scientist who is being pursued by the KGB, leading to a cross country train journey fraught with peril.

Hammer goes on trial for the murder of the city’s leading crime boss. Capt. Trunk and Dori are called upon to give damaging testimony against Hammer and everyone is convinced…

When a handsome jewel thief is arrested, he manages to convince Hammer that he’s his long-lost brother… enlisting Sledge’s aid in his rehabilitation.