The Solomons are relieved when Vicki’s baby turns out to be human, but horrified when she announces her plans to sell her story to the papers. When a reporter comes…

When a drunk Mary tells Dick she once had a fling with his archenemy Vincent Strudwick, he is outraged and decides to get even with the pair of them by…

Dick crashes the car into a tree and calls an insurance company to cover it, but the salesman informs him that in order to be covered, he needed to have…

Mary invites the Solomons on a murder mystery weekend, thinking that it might prove a fun activity. However, she goes down with food poisoning and retreats upstairs to her room….

The Big Giant Head sends a message that he intends to visit Earth, so Dick quickly orders Sally to move back in and Harry to stop attempting to make a…

Dick is suffering the humiliation of having been demoted from High Commander to Harry’s assistant, performing the most menial jobs, while Sally has been promoted to his old role. Tommy…

Dick is up for a prestigious grant but his chances look somewhat marred when he and Mary receive chain letters, and Mary, upon throwing hers away, becomes victim to a…

Dick realizes that he doesn’t know how to use a computer and strives to learn how to use one. When he does it takes over his life and he becomes…

When at an Italian restaurant, Sally meets an Italian-American man and begins dating him. After learning that he is known as Sammy ‘The Butcher’ Marchetti, she and Tommy assume that…

Dick, Tommy, and Harry begin to notice that, since Sally moved out, their apartment has become filthy. Mary suggests that Dick hires her maid part time, but, to her annoyance,…

It is the day before Dick’s birthday and he has ordered Sally, Harry and Tommy to throw him a surprise party. When in class he meets a woman called Charlotte…

Dick is jealous when fellow physics professor Vincent Strudwick publishes a critically acclaimed, bestselling book on physics, and, while Mary busies herself showing the visiting Nobel Prize winners around the…

When Sally, Harry and Tommy are nearly crushed by a chandelier in a restaurant, they feel reborn, as if they are discovering everything for the first time. Dick is jealous,…

When Harry’s boss Doug starts deducting income tax from Harry’s paycheck, the Solomons realize that they have never filed a tax return and that they owe $9500 to the government….

Dick is in a dispute with the Dubceks because Mrs. Dubcek won’t fix his sink until he pays the rent, and he won’t pay the rent until she fixes his…

When a meeting is rescheduled without her having been notified, Mary begins to have doubts about the longevity of her position as Dean, and Dick leads her to become paranoid…

Dick begins to feel that the unit is falling apart when Sally announces her plans to move out, and he tries in vain to clip her wings. That isn’t the…

An invitation arrives in the mail from an ‘Aunt Florence’, inviting ‘Richard Solomon’ to attend a Solomon family reunion in Indiana. This is obviously a mistake, so Dick phones Florence…

Dick is annoyed that Mary, in her new position as Dean, has little time for him anymore, and is even more annoyed when he is told that he has to…

In order to be with Jennifer, Dick breaks up with Mary, who agrees, doubting that he’ll find another woman and not knowing that he already has. After a few dates…

Dick is all ready to dump Jennifer and try to win back Mary’s heart, but then discovers that his relationship with Jennifer has made her jealous. Wanting the old Mary…

When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendleton, looking for students to pose nude, Sally decides to take part. While Dick encourages this, Don is furious. Dick is horrified when he discovers…

As 1998 comes to close, Dick worries that he hasn’t accomplished anything worthwhile and struggles to do something to make the past year count. Meanwhile, Officer Don becomes annoyed with…

After three years, the Big Giant Head has finally accepted Sally’s request to have her body changed for a man’s. For their convenience, the bodies of Dick and Sally are…

Randy “sells” Harry to a circus, where he achieves popularity as the act “Hargo the Alien”. In order to try to find him, Tommy and Vicki visit a psychic, but…

After Mary is made the new Dean of the School of Arts and Sciences, Dick uses her position to his advantage and ends up firing his arch nemesis, cafeteria worker…

Dick attends a function with Mary and finds that, because she is Dean, he is ignored by everybody except the wives of the other Deans. In order to prove his…

The Solomons discover a brand of new collectibles called Fuzzy Buddies (a parody of Beanie Babies) when eating at a fast food diner, and Dick soon becomes so obsessed with…

Dick orders the Solomons to go on a family-only camping trip. Then he invites Mary to go along.

Dick tapes a promotional video for Pendelton; Don gives Sally a key to his apartment; and Nina and Harry find each other.

Harry and Vicki prepare for an evening of amour. Then Vicki’s jealous ex crashes the party. Meanwhile, Tommy “comes out” as a gourmet chef.

Dick wants to get back with Mary, so he’s in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick.

Albright’s father walks out on his wife and into Sally’s life; Harry begins his career as a radio shock jock when he walks into Rutherford College’s radio studio and finds…

Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright’s assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change:…

Albright derides the Solomons as “weird,” so Dick decides to make them “average.”

Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton’s nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally thinks she’s losing her touch with men.

Sally’s been reading romance novels, and decides to try out her fantasies on Don; Dick thinks the college cafeteria’s cashier hates him; Harry receives surprising results on his GED exam.

Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real; Dubcek’s daughter Vicki opts for celibacy, much to Harry’s chagrin.

Dick decides to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and decide to give the…

Venusians disguised as gorgeous women plot to plunder Earth of its riches.