When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.

Bryan, Bryanna’s father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.

Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself, but his walk home days are over after Jordan and his friends pick on a crabby neighbor….

Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa’s burgeoning musical talent. Guest appearance by Isaac Hayes.

Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan’s prank phone calls.

When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a “player”. Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert.

Bryana’s birthday party results in a lawsuit after she bounces high in the moon house and accidentally sending the girl flying. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find…

Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provocative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a…

Vanessa’s new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend; Bernie confronts Vanessa about her new boyfriend and gets under her skin about it; Bernie…

Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people, with Vanessa instantly making new friends, who manage to get themselves into trouble &…

Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble, but the trick soon backfires. Wanda’s birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare…

Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana’s test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan’s school. As a result, Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think…

Bernie’s sister announces that she and her fiance, Monroe (Cedric Yarbrough) are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house.

Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting ready for his bath. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time…

Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons, but he goes overboard while teaching Vanessa. Out of nowhere, he gets his truck towed away and he also gets glasses.

Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda’s business meeting runs long.

Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum….

Vanessa confronts Bernie for looking through her things; Bernie buys security cameras to see what the family’s doing, which more he bargained for. Guest appearance by Snoop Dogg.

Bernie is thankful that Vanessa is doing well in school due to the support of her teacher, Mr. Diggs. But when Mr. Diggs’ influence turns her into a vegetarian, a…

Bernie’s birthday is here and the family does not notice and Bernie begins getting jealous about an old lady shocking him with a stun gun, seeing a kid celebrate his…

Bernie and Wanda struggle with how to discipline Bryana when she begins to change from their adorable baby girl into a bratty little bully. They consult a child therapist to…

Bernie catches Jordan looking at his men’s magazines and playing provocative video games, so Wanda tells him it’s time for Jordan to learn about the “”birds and the bees.”” Bernie…

Bernie’s agent Jerry Best takes Jordan to his office on national “Take Your Child to Work Day,” and Jordan lands a commercial for the designer knock-offs store, “Magic Malvert’s.” But…

Bernie believes that he is the master of all pranks until his neighbor Carl Reiner, Wanda, and the kids join forces against him for the ultimate practical joke. They make…

Psychologist Dr. Phil makes a house call in Bernie’s confessional. He counsels Bernie on how to deal with an angry Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and his buddies…

Bernie is tired of living in a child-friendly house and having to give up all of his favorite things because of the kids. When the studio gives him a motorcycle…

The family heads to San Diego for a nice relaxing family vacation. But it’s not the kids who have a problem relaxing, it’s Bernie. He jumps on the last flight…

Bernie doesn’t like it that Bryanna’s education consists of playing in the sandbox, tag and tiddlywinks, and he begins to question the teaching methods at the Wellington School. So Bernie…

Bernie discovers that Jordan has taken his framed Redd Foxx ticket stub for the school time capsule when he is asked to include something that connects him to his past…

Bernie’s in-laws pay the family a visit and, as usual, Bernie and Wanda’s father, Lloyd, bicker continuously. Wanda asks Bernie to go easy on Lloyd this time as her parents…

Jordan enters the school spelling contest. Bernie gives him a little advice that humor can help him overcome his fear. But his material proves that Jordan has no place in…

Bernie takes a film role because it stars Bryana’s favorite character, Droobie, a Barney-like dinosaur. Bryana, unable to separate fiction and reality, is upset with Bernie because he plays the…

Bernie and Wanda host a Mac family reunion barbecue for about 50 of Bernie’s extended relatives who invade L.A. for the weekend. At first, Bernie is excited and looks forward…

When Wanda quits her job after getting passed up for a promotion, she tries to re-channel her energies toward Bernie. The togetherness starts to wear thin, however, when she upsets…

When Vanessa brings home her first boyfriend, Reggie, Bernie gets to work on scaring the guy off but quickly realizes that Reggie is a good influence on Jordan and could…

Bernie finds out that Jordan has been getting haircuts with Wanda and the girls at a beauty salon and decides it’s time to take him to Bernie’s favorite barbershop downtown…

When Bernie lands the dramatic lead role of a stroke afflicted former track star, he has a hard time convincing everyone he has the chops to be a serious dramatic…

Bernie tries to instill a sense of old-school Christmas tradition in the kids but when they become obsessed with gift-getting Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether. Meanwhile, new Senior VP…

When a litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff. Meanwhile, a relentless Bryanna tries to put a bumper…

Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics — as a ribbon dancer. Meanwhile, Wanda coaches Bryana’s soccer team and turns…