A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he’s not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonders if he is too small to love.

A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn’t become cops; Buddy…

A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself. The hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers.

Scott’s clone won’t stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she’s on strike.

An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don’t want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he’s never seen based only on their voice;…

Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.

Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny…

Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a…

An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.

A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Men wear earrings in…

A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.

Puppy won’t do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad’s money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.

The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead…

Sketches: Cops – Prisoner: Episode 205 – Stars- Bruce, Mark – Recurring Characters- Cops – In short- Suspect is locked in car. Comfortable: Episode 201 – Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin,…

Sketches: Fact #1: Episode 213 – Stars- Bruce – Recurring Characters- It’s a Fact Girl – In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far. Headcrusher – Rival: Episode 217…

Sketches: – Lively Party: A group of people play charades. – Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop – Cops – Sexism: Is it real? – Who’s To…

Sketches: – The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar. – Secretaries – Logey: The office is exhausted. – Thirty Second Stories – Tess: Who Built Cars –…

Sketches: – Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head. – The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail. – Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger…

Sketches: – Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar. – Cops – Towing: Ticketing my car. – Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment. –…

Sketches: – One Of These Five Men: Really? – Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid. – Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio — anti-Communist folk…

Sketches: – M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself. – Scott’s Not Gay: Panic! – First Time: Melanie has a date. – Bad News: He’s…

Sketches: – Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting. – Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis. – M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself. –…

Sketches: – Cops – Bubble Bath: Disturbing. – How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps. – Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband’s mistress. – Standing: “Stand in…

Sketches: – Cops – Good Cop/Bad Cop: They’re getting the hang of it. – Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex. – Fact #1: Uncle Tony. –…

Sketches: – Fact #2: Beethoven’s 5th – That’s America: Bruce salutes America. – Prisoner’s Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest. – Fact #3: Queen’s ABC’s – Cuttin’ It…

Sketches: – Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. – Go For Guilt: Nena’s first date with a guy. – Hustlers – Math Teachers: The message to…

Sketches: – Cops – Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea. – Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy. – Cops – Dad: Don’t love my…

Sketches: – I Can’t Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song. – Democracy: A birth of a nation. – Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired. – Cops –…

Sketches: – Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore. – Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump – I’m English: Thinks everyone should speak…

Sketches: – Second Novel: “The Heavy Pen.” – Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals. – Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant. – Conversation: The amicable breakup…

Sketches: – The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole. – Cops – Shootout: A standoff. – Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison. –…

Sketches: – Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field. – Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay. – Cops – Uniform: Proper Uniforms. – Excellent Dinner: Darryl on…

Sketches: – Newscast – Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team – Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters’ lounge act. – Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian – Tony & Nick: Two…

Sketches: – Cops – O Canada: Our home and native land. – Trapper: The daily hunt begins. – Cabbage Head – Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again. – It’s…

Sketches: – Spring: What a man likes about spring. – Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples? – Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call. – Hard Day: An undercover…

Skits You Millionaires! – Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott – Recurring Characters: N/A – In short: A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone. Oversensitive Guy –…

Sketches: Death Row: Episode 115 – Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark – Recurring Characters- Melanie – In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. Banker Doesn’t Like Us: Episode…

Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible Sketches: – Fat Man: The fat man…

Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can’t Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat’s Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW Sketches: – Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women. – Island Boys: Island-native brothers…

Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She’s Gone Sketches: – Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. – Stinky Pink: Fran’s friend…