Judy is leaving for college; Doug’s voice is changing; Chad Mayonnaise and Miss Kristal are getting married.

Generalissimo Twang convinces three evildoers that they can defeat Quailman together.

Roger gets Doug to teach him how to be a gentleman.

Doug lends Roger his press pass to get into a movie screening.

Doug and Skeeter encounter a “kid” named Webster online and agree to meet in the park to exchange records.

Patti’s father, Chad, begins dating Miss Emily Kristal.

The night before Doug’s Quailman-comic paper is due, Doug has not begun drawing.

Convinced that girls like rebels, Doug decides to leave school during an assembly and have a wild adventure.

Doug imagines that Quailman has to contend with an absent-minded professor while trying to stop five fiery comets.

For school-picture day, Doug douses himself with hair-care products.

Beebe Bluff’s family is penniless due to heavy investments in the destroyed Yakestonian snoozegraffle crop.

While doing a recycling tribute to Shakespeare, Doug has a fantasy of Quailman and the League of Ultra-Buddies.

Everyone at school is worried about the mysterious SPIT tests.

The contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on.

When Doug’s former best friend Bobby Bodingo visits, he turns out to be obnoxious.

The STUART corporation’s faulty products are making Megalopolis’ citizens uncharacteristically short-tempered.

Doug volunteers to spend time with the residents of the Maturing Meadows retirement home.

Some of Doug’s drawings get mixed in with Judy’s application to college.

At a debate about school uniforms, Principal White announces that Skeeter will debate with Patti for him.

Patti seems to be good at everything, and Doug wonders how he will ever impress her.

Doug gains instant popularity when his sister dates a rock musician.

Patti and Skeeter share a secret, but suddenly the whole school seems to know it.

Doug needs help making a Halloween costume, but everyone is too busy to help.

Patti comes to stay with the Funnies, and Doug worries she will realize that he is an average guy.

When Doug takes the blame for Roger’s fake injury, he has an enlightening dream about Quailman.

Doug believes New Year’s Eve will be his big chance to steal a kiss from Patti.

Cassandra Bleem asks Doug to be her date at an upcoming party.

After an accident, Doug is afraid to ride for Patti’s team in the bike relay.

Doug escapes into a fantasy while helping his dad clean his grandma’s attic.

Connie Benge becomes obsessed with winning a local radio-station contest to become a rock ‘n’ roll star. She brings Doug into it, and is so obsessed she thinks about quitting…

When Doug worries he is only average, he decides that to make his level of importance higher he should be a collector of unusal and (hopefully) valuable items. So he…

Bill Bluff’s public relations firm decides that Bill should have Thanksgiving Day dinner with an average Bluffington family to increase his popularity. Doug’s family is choosen and turns their simple…

Skeeter is dating Beebe and Doug is disgusted by Skeeter’s lovesick attitude and jealous of their friendship. Doug decides to fight back which ends up in the end of their…

Patti panics and thinks she’s fat after watching a commercial selling a diet kit, so she, Connie, and Beebe set out to lose weight. Patti decides to go on a…

When Guy invites Patti to go to a star-studded premiere of a new movie called Slag & Felpy, Doug feels jealous that Guy took Patti out on a date. In…

Judy helps out with Gwen Gauntlet, her favorite actress and teen role model, while she is in town to shoot an entertainment show. Judy hopes she can get a recommendation…

The lives of Doug and all the other students at Beebe Bluff Middle School become a frenzy when Mr. Bone returns and becomes the middle school’s new vice principal. He…

Judy volunteers to drive Doug to the theme park so she can go shopping.

Judy and Doug set out to shape their new baby sister’s personality.

Doug wakes up one morning to find Porkchop gone.