New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops – Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops – Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages

The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal Santa’s Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah. Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who…

Cops – Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops – Spring, Exposed • Hookers – Documentaries • Nudity • Cops – Europe • Business World • Katnapped

Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man

Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers – Plastic Surgery • Armada – Understudy • Hookers – Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline •…

Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops – Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops – Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity…

Chalet 2000

Hookers – Rich Guy • Gavin – Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers – Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers – New Coke •…

Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke. Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her…

Radio Big Bats Apartment Games 1 Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener Progress in Food Apartment Games 2 Forced Date

Skits: Newscasters – Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott – Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News – In short- The weatherman is not God. Emergency Room Practical Joker – Stars- Dave,…

The Governor’s Wrong Number Spot Bellini Contest The Alley Fight 1 Multiple Personalities The Alley Fight 2 Sandwich People Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

– Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore) – Whores (SK)(4): “Are you holding out on me?” (Maudre, Rudy) – The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who…

– Street Fight — Parents Watching – Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl – Street Fight — Confusion – Darryl on a Date — the Oompah Band – Street…

Skits: – Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial – The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing – Whores – Pitiful Mechanic – Spider on the Face – Whores – Hyper Business Executive…

Skits include: “Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar,” “Queen Speaks to Canada” and “Bar Fight.”.

Skits include: “Multiple Weddings,” “Cabbie Bigot” and “My Pen!”

The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.

Celebrating Scott’s 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed.

The alternate conclusion to “Old Yeller”; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.

A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.

Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane.

A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.

Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice’s advice for breaking into showbiz.

A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he’s not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonders if he is too small to love.

A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn’t become cops; Buddy…

A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself. The hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers.

Scott’s clone won’t stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she’s on strike.

An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don’t want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he’s never seen based only on their voice;…

Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.

Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny…

Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a…

An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.

A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Men wear earrings in…

A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.

Puppy won’t do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad’s money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.

The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead…

Sketches: Cops – Prisoner: Episode 205 – Stars- Bruce, Mark – Recurring Characters- Cops – In short- Suspect is locked in car. Comfortable: Episode 201 – Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin,…

Sketches: Fact #1: Episode 213 – Stars- Bruce – Recurring Characters- It’s a Fact Girl – In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far. Headcrusher – Rival: Episode 217…

Sketches: – Lively Party: A group of people play charades. – Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop – Cops – Sexism: Is it real? – Who’s To…