Shoe Shine–He’s not stoned; he’s just noticing things. • The Monkeys–Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!–He dialed wrong. •…

The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores…

Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers…

Steps* — Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates…

555-SLUT (none): gross guy’s phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old…

Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a…

Fight-Picking Guy – This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972…

Lesbian & Gay Pride, Waiter With Stumps For Hands, Squealin’, Gavin: Leaking, Protest, Good to Cry 2, Drag Queens & Leather People, Sounds Skit: – Steps: gay pride day –…

God is Dead, New Boots, Fast Breakup, Hookers: Porno, Rockey, Hookers: Price List, Montreal 2, Dessert Skit: – God is Dead: newsreel footage of the death of God – New…

Hookers: Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers: Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit Skits: – Whores: drumming up business – Meet Your New Male Slave: Buddy…

Cops: Interrogation 5, Please Please Please, Special Sauce, Chance Meeting, Cops: Interrogation 7, Document, Grizzly, Cops: Interrogation Finale Skits: – Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House – “conclusion” of “Did…

Idiot Boy: Assistant, Cops: Interrogation 1, Feelyat, Cops: Interrogation 2, Catching Up, Martyr, Cops: Interrogation 4, The Beard Skits: – Idiot Boy at Work: Idiot Boy is causing problems at…

Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument

People – Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin’ Ya • Atrium • People – Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People – Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate

Hookers – Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers – Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage

Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops – Worms • The Nap • Cops – Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite

Guilt • The Kathi’s – Monday Meeting • The Voices • Steps – Hot • Becoming A Man • Steps – Drag • The Collector • Steps – Issues

New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops – Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops – Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages

The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal Santa’s Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah. Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who…

Cops – Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops – Spring, Exposed • Hookers – Documentaries • Nudity • Cops – Europe • Business World • Katnapped

Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man

Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers – Plastic Surgery • Armada – Understudy • Hookers – Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline •…

Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops – Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops – Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity…

Chalet 2000

Hookers – Rich Guy • Gavin – Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers – Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers – New Coke •…

Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke. Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her…

Radio Big Bats Apartment Games 1 Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener Progress in Food Apartment Games 2 Forced Date

Skits: Newscasters – Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott – Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News – In short- The weatherman is not God. Emergency Room Practical Joker – Stars- Dave,…

The Governor’s Wrong Number Spot Bellini Contest The Alley Fight 1 Multiple Personalities The Alley Fight 2 Sandwich People Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

– Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore) – Whores (SK)(4): “Are you holding out on me?” (Maudre, Rudy) – The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who…

– Street Fight — Parents Watching – Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl – Street Fight — Confusion – Darryl on a Date — the Oompah Band – Street…

Skits: – Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial – The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing – Whores – Pitiful Mechanic – Spider on the Face – Whores – Hyper Business Executive…

Skits include: “Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar,” “Queen Speaks to Canada” and “Bar Fight.”.

Skits include: “Multiple Weddings,” “Cabbie Bigot” and “My Pen!”

The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.

Celebrating Scott’s 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed.

The alternate conclusion to “Old Yeller”; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.

A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.

Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane.

A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.