A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.

Puppy won’t do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad’s money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.

The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead…

Sketches: Cops – Prisoner: Episode 205 – Stars- Bruce, Mark – Recurring Characters- Cops – In short- Suspect is locked in car. Comfortable: Episode 201 – Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin,…

Sketches: Fact #1: Episode 213 – Stars- Bruce – Recurring Characters- It’s a Fact Girl – In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far. Headcrusher – Rival: Episode 217…

Sketches: – Lively Party: A group of people play charades. – Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop – Cops – Sexism: Is it real? – Who’s To…

Sketches: – The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar. – Secretaries – Logey: The office is exhausted. – Thirty Second Stories – Tess: Who Built Cars –…

Sketches: – Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head. – The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail. – Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger…

Sketches: – Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar. – Cops – Towing: Ticketing my car. – Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment. –…

Sketches: – One Of These Five Men: Really? – Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid. – Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio — anti-Communist folk…

Sketches: – M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself. – Scott’s Not Gay: Panic! – First Time: Melanie has a date. – Bad News: He’s…

Sketches: – Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting. – Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis. – M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself. –…

Sketches: – Cops – Good Cop/Bad Cop: They’re getting the hang of it. – Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex. – Fact #1: Uncle Tony. –…

Sketches: – Cops – Bubble Bath: Disturbing. – How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps. – Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband’s mistress. – Standing: “Stand in…

Sketches: – Fact #2: Beethoven’s 5th – That’s America: Bruce salutes America. – Prisoner’s Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest. – Fact #3: Queen’s ABC’s – Cuttin’ It…

Sketches: – Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. – Go For Guilt: Nena’s first date with a guy. – Hustlers – Math Teachers: The message to…

Sketches: – Cops – Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea. – Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy. – Cops – Dad: Don’t love my…

Sketches: – I Can’t Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song. – Democracy: A birth of a nation. – Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired. – Cops –…

Sketches: – Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore. – Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump – I’m English: Thinks everyone should speak…

Sketches: – Second Novel: “The Heavy Pen.” – Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals. – Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant. – Conversation: The amicable breakup…

Sketches: – The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole. – Cops – Shootout: A standoff. – Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison. –…

Sketches: – Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field. – Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay. – Cops – Uniform: Proper Uniforms. – Excellent Dinner: Darryl on…

Sketches: – Newscast – Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team – Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters’ lounge act. – Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian – Tony & Nick: Two…

Sketches: – Cops – O Canada: Our home and native land. – Trapper: The daily hunt begins. – Cabbage Head – Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again. – It’s…

Sketches: – Spring: What a man likes about spring. – Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples? – Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call. – Hard Day: An undercover…

Skits You Millionaires! – Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott – Recurring Characters: N/A – In short: A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone. Oversensitive Guy –…

Sketches: Death Row: Episode 115 – Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark – Recurring Characters- Melanie – In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. Banker Doesn’t Like Us: Episode…

Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible Sketches: – Fat Man: The fat man…

Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can’t Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat’s Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW Sketches: – Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women. – Island Boys: Island-native brothers…

Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She’s Gone Sketches: – Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. – Stinky Pink: Fran’s friend…

Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women Sketches: – Boo!: The author of scary books. – Dracula: Leslie has a friend over. – The…

The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock Sketches: – The Floater: Man wonders how did…

Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy’s Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby Sketches: – Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. – Man Guy: The faux blues man…

Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I’m a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale Sketches: – Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut. – Breakup: Song…

Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4 Sketches: – Signs Of Loneliness: What’s happening in the lonely…

Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who’s Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora! Sketches: – Turning Over: Kathie turns over. – Mood Swing: Several mood swings…

Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop Sketches: – Night Of The Living Dead: Silly…

Hoopla McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicutty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon Sketches: – Hoopla: Security guard complains about…

A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears’ Picnic Sketches: – A Place To Die #1: Man explains how…

Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn’t Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn’t Like Us 2 Sketches: –…