The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and…

The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man’s death, which makes the District Attorney investigate the sheriff’s department.

Junior’s life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

The deputies go undercover to bust a drug ring.

After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

As Williams discovers Islam. Soon after, the new convert tries to change herself and the other Reno deputies. Something tells Lt. Dangle won’t stop wearing those short shorts

When the Lt. Governor’s brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

Garcia takes over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing.

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic’s prediction.

The Annual Policemen’s Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his “”Half Hour of Power”” from the Reno jail.

Dangle’s ex-wife visits while the deputies are trying to get rid of a Ten Commandments monument.

A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own

The other deputies think Wiegel’s new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the…

Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and…

The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.

Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime…

Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?

The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?

It’s Garcia’s 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of “look at me!” Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.

When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff’s department tries to put their best foot forward.

Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones’ suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty…

A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile,…

Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car…

Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results….

Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian’s car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence…

President Bush’s grandchildren are coming to visit, and one of them brings a hamster with her – a female hamster named Violet! Amazingly, Jammett falls for her instantly, and she…

After a bill to help the hungry is defeated, Berkeley decides to go on a hunger strike until it is passed. But, can she withstand the temptation to eat as…

Jammett umps a rat vs. cockroach baseball game and cheats by intentionally mis-calling a play when it appears the roaches will win. Moze doesn’t like this and him and Jammett…

When the electricity is cut off to the rodents and roaches, they start to panic until Jammett gets the idea to bring in another source of power via extension cord,…

The gang discovers a rat and a roach who have been living together for 30 years (ever since the Cuban Missile Crisis) but perhaps not totally in peace and harmony….

Max and Jammett are hijacked by PETA activists and end up dumped in the wilderness, only to discover the animals’ homes there are endangered by the construction of a mini-mall….

A couple of roaches move in upstairs with the rodents and no one is happy, but Max and Berkeley convince the others to let them stay. They soon question that…

Jammett becomes a local drug dealer when he starts selling caffeine pills to a squirrel named Opie. Max despises him for this, but Max soon gets into trouble himself when…

When a troop of Japanese dancers visits the White House, Max falls for a cute Japanese mouse named Miko who lives in the troop’s luggage with her family. In the…