Gore promises to promote Ackerman and Fernwood Receiving on The Merv Griffin Show, but first he has to convince Merv. Annie accepts Tom’s offer to park her trailer in his…

The Haggers say “hooray for Hollywood.” Mary denies her sister’s wedding day wish for the sake of cholesterol. Charlie makes plans for a VIP tour. Mary wonders if Loretta will…

Mary has hopes for Loretta’s success. Mary’s emergency is a job for Otto Feurenbach. Charlie and Loretta are in a room that’s not green.

It’s Loretta’s big day on the Dinah show and all goes great until she commits a shocking blooper.

Loretta’s TV coverage is more complete than expected. Mary really needs her doctor – so she gets put on hold. Martha makes a confession. Tom gets an unexpected escort.

Mary and Cathy are going crazy. Roberta has no need to scream when Dennis gives back the key. Sergeant Foley threatens to set a date, if Mary won’t.

Mary urges Tom to read bumper stickers – for the sake of his family. Dennis invites Roberta to an open marriage. Mary calls the police, but doesn’t want to get…

Charlie and Loretta return to Fernwood, but today is Thursday and Mary can’t face her friend.

Charlie is excited – he was called a new name. Mary kisses Dennis and swears to it. Charlie and Loretta salute “President Timmy.”

Mary returns home from the Italian cinema. Charlie explains the joys of parenthood. Tom gets an explosion out of “Pop.” Sergeant Foley anticipates another undercover(s) assignment.

Cathy demands to know why Mary is wrecking her life. Charlie allows Muriel visitation hours. Cathy despairs for a future in Albuquerque.

Mary and Tom disagree – with the Bible. Muriel talks Clyde Muncie into waiting with the bad news. Charlie is off to the airport. Muriel says goodbye.

Dennis maneuvers himself into one more week. The Hartmans and Shumways find conflict in the kitchen. Charlie and Loretta find themselves at rock bottom.

Cathy discovers Mary’s true interest in her marriage. Dennis wants Mary to be more honest. Mary tries to save herself with a story of vertical lifesaving.

Loretta gets a visitor with a “la la la” in the night. Mary takes a walk and explains her role as a kissee. Mary is sure Loretta won’t understand.

Sergeant Foley talks his way into a family. Cathy is appeased. Mary makes an unfortunate slip of the tongue.

Cathy meets a new neighbor and plays cards to see her future. Loretta starts knocking on doors for the Lord. Tom comes to state his case – and takes a…

Cathy buries the hatchet in Dennis’ overflow. Mary is warned about blonde men and fools, then goes to the station again for the first time.

Mary forgets more than Heather’s lunch. Howard informs Mary of Betty’s unforeseen arrest. Martha hopes Tom will grow to accept imperfection.

Mary and Martha make their musical requests. Betty does her best to battle Mary’s twelve compound. Ed and Howard have a “family” squabble.

Mary and Tom have a goodnight fight. Loretta gets a new sign, to Charlie’s delight. Dennis’ ratings are up, but he doesn’t seem too happy.

Mary vows to put an end to something. Tom bowls alone and makes a friend. Charlie’s good news waits for the “good news.” Dennis complicates a “no” with the truth.

Tom is out of the overflow, but Mary is getting more than her share. Mary has someone new to trade troubles with. Tom and Dennis argue the needs of a…

Grandpa offers some philosophy and gets a lift to the supermarket. Tom’s dejection breeds rejection and Dennis’ feelings come straight from the heart.

Mary’s attention while ironing helps save a life. Tom and Cathy look for a fiancee and a wife. Mary is trying to get picked up.

Mary makes a confession, which Dennis is awake to hear. Cathy and Tom find the evidence (you don’t need bandages for a heart attack). Mary gets help in return for…

Tom says that it’s different. Loretta makes a generous offer to Merle Jeeter. Misery gets company.

Mary has the hard truth for Heather. Heather has the hard questions for Mary. Sergeant Foley gets put in traction and straightens things out with Cathy. Tom’s refuge is the…

Mary can’t get out of bed. Muriel gets breakfast from Loretta and an ultimatum from Charlie. Muriel’s extortion scheme falls flat off her face.

Modern medicine triumphs. Mary thinks she feels great. Charlie and Loretta share another announcement. Muriel wants sympathy – and five thousand dollars.

Mary’s breakfast is a failure. Loretta’s career is a success. Mary attempts to save Cathy from a tragedy with a reading from TV Guide.

Sergeant Foley tries the two-timer two-step. Loretta warms up for her Hollywood debut. Charlie counts toes and ends up a father.

Mary is served with a summons by Sergeant Foley, along with a much more personal invitation. Blanche and Leroy discuss the Hartman’s problems. Grandpa has his day in court.

Tragedy strikes the Haggers in the form of a stationwagon full of nuns. Mary does her best to comfort Charlie. Neither Tom nor Mary can get any sleep.

Mary is served with a summons by Sergeant Foley, along with a much more personal invitation. Blanche and Leroy discuss the Hartman’s problems. Grandpa has his day in court.

Tom has something to discuss with Mary. Tom moves in with Charlie. Loretta is sinking fast.

Mary makes a trip to the library. Martha insists that being miserable is the only key to happiness.

Tom and Mary visit the doctor. Cathy gets a new job. Charlie gets still more bad news.

Mary says Tom shouldn’t go to waste. Cathy’s magic fingers make their debut.

Mary says Tom shouldn’t go to waste. Cathy’s magic fingers make their debut.