Cold Open: Oval Office Sketches: Career Week, My Girl, How’s He Doing?, Miss Universe Moscow 2013, Cartoon Catchphrase, Fall Carnival, Date or Diss, Ice Cream

Cold Open: Obamacare Website Sketches: School Visit, Steve Harvey, Critter Control, Drug Deal, 12 Years Not a Slave, Ruth’s Chris, Halloween Candy Commercials: Autumn’s Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche, The Midnight…

Cold Open: NASA Shutdown Sketches: Black Ops, The Ol’ Barbershop, Boy Dance Party, The Lady Gaga Show, Armageddon, Centauri Vodka, Protective Son, Sigma Commercials: 24-hour Energy For Dating Actresses, E-meth

Cold Opening: VMAs Backstage Sketches: 50 Shades of Grey Auditions, Girlfriends Talk Show, We Did Stop, Piers Morgan Live, Cheer Squad, Mornin’ Miami, Poetry Class, Miley Sex Tape

Cold Open: Affordable Care Act Sketches: Airport, New Cast Member or Arcade Fire?, Cinema Classics, Manolo Blahnik Pretaped: Girls, E-Meth, Rick’s Model T’s

Host Ben Affleck; Kanye West performs.

Host and musical guest Justin Timberlake.

Bruno Mars hosts and performs “Locked Out of Heaven” and “Young Girls”.

One Direction perform “What Makes You Beautiful” and “One Thing” and appeared in “The Manuel Ortiz Show” sketch. Skits include:Just Friends Booty Shorts, Bein’ Quirky With Zooey Deschanel, Almost Pizza,…

Live from New York, it’s… Darrell Hammond! Sketches include “McCain Voiceovers,” “The Cougar Den,” “Agent 420,” “Simpson Jury Selection,” “Murray Hill” (Digital Short), “The Looker,” “New York Times Reporters,” “Of…

Live from New York, it’s… Bill Hader! Sketches include “Spitzer & Associates,” “MacGruber” (two parts), “What’s Your Situation?,” “Adam Grossman at Benihana,” “The Suze Orman Show,” “Andy’s Dad” (Digital Short),…

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Sketches include “SNL Special Report: The Road to the White House,” “Oprah,” “Monex,” “Restless Penis Syndrome,” “La Rivista Della Televisione,” “Deep House Dish,” “CBS Cares,” “Homebot,” and “Pussycat Dolls Present:…

“A Holiday Message from the Vice President,” “Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit,” “Sbarro,” “Appalachian Emergency Room,” “Christmastime for the Jews” (cartoon), “Channel 5 Photo Shoot,” “Lazy Sunday” (film), “A Very…

Sketches include,”” Message From Saddam””, “”What’s The Rush?””, “”Wake Up Wakefield!””, “”The Rialto Grande””, “”CNN””, “”Phone Booth””, “”Access Hollywood””, “”Club Traxx””, “”Uday Hussein For President””

Live From New York, it’s…Will Ferrell (in a bald cap) and Ana Gasteyer Sketches include “”The Culps At A Graduation Ceremony,”” “”The Tiger Beat Ultra Super Dreamy Love Show,”” “”The…

Sketches include “”Bill Clinton,”” “”NBC Miniseries,”” “”Pretty Living,”” “”The Ladies’ Man,”” and “”Mango.””

Sketches include “”Bill Clinton,”” “”Arthur Dugan”” “”Shaun Mondavi Vineyards,”” “”Bobby Wraps it Up,”” “”Hello Dolly,”” “”Santa Clause,”” “”Happy Smile Patrol,”” and “”The Roadside Brothel.””

Sketches include “”E! Oscar Pre-Show,”” “”Celebrity Jeopardy,”” “”Banana Republic,”” “”Antonio Banderas,”” “”Dog Show,”” and “”Terence Maddox.””

Sketches include “”Barbara Walters,”” “”ESPN SportsCenter,”” “”Robert Benigni,”” “”Pimp Chat,”” “”Suel Forrester,”” “”Crying Office Guys,”” and “”Quit Judging My Dreams.””

Live From New York, it’s…The Ladies’ Man Sketches include “”The Ladies’ Man,”” “”The Yahtzee Party,”” “”Swill”” (rerun from season three), “”Male Knicks’ City Dancers,”” “”The Quotable Caddyshack,”” “”Morning Latte,”” “”His…

Sketches include “”Linda Tripp Interview,”” “”Judge Judy,”” “”Bioflex””, “”Turn On The Ozzie,”” “”TV Funhouse: Jewel’s Poetry””, “”The Zimmermans,”” “”You’re A Champion, Charlie Brown,”” “”The Food Network: Two Fat Ladies,”” and…

Live From New York, it’s Gloating Time (by Darrell Hammond) Sketches include “”A Message From Bill Clinton,”” “”E!’s Impeachment Coverage,”” “”Mary Katherine Gallagher Joins The Black Angels,”” “”Mindy and Skye…

Sketches include “”Clinton and Flynt,”” “”Spelling Bee Finals,”” “”7 Degrees Celsius,”” “”Dog Show,”” “”Harry Connick Jr.,”” “”The War Abroad and at Home,”” “”Frankenstein,”” and “”Maria and Anthony.””

Sketches include “”Gingrich and Livingston,”” “”The View,”” “”The Culps,”” “”Titanic Lost Ending,”” “”Fat Albert,”” “”NewsForce,”” “”Postal Services,”” “”Fantastic Voyage,”” and “”Extreme Hunting.””

Sketches include “”A Message From The President,”” “”Morning Latte,”” “”Six-Year-Old Cassidy,”” “”Delicious Dish,”” “”Bill Clinton’s Impeachment Hearings,”” “”10-10-1776-5-28-1830-242-3-316-68-22″”, “”TV Funhouse: The Harlem Globetrotters””, and “”Talkin’ About Bill Brasky.””

Sketches include “”House Judiciaries Oral Sexperts,”” “”Dog Show,”” “”Mr. Peepers,”” “”What Marriage is Like to Guys,”” “”John Lennon and Jerry Garcia Memorials,”” “”Exxon and Mobil Mergers,”” “”Norman Bates and His…

Sketches include “”Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp,”” “”The Ladies’ Man,”” “”Celine Dion,”” “”Antonio Banderas,”” “”Spartan Cheerleaders,”” “”Mary Katherine Gallagher,”” “”Let’s Make it Happen,”” and “”Saddam Hussein.””

Sketches include “”Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich,”” “”VH1 Spirituality Awards,”” “”Suel,”” “”Space the Infinite Frontier with Harry Caray,”” “”Learning with Jennifer Tilly,”” “”New York is Great,”” and “”Tarmac Talk.””

Sketches include “”David Spade In Therapy,”” “”The Mercury Mistress””, “”Accruing Equity and Making Hot Sweet Love””, “”Monica Lewinsky’s Interview Auditions,”” “”The Sergeant,”” “”Mango,”” “”Happy Birthday Grandma,”” “”Felicity,”” “”Talk Radio with…

Live from New York, it’s…Ben Stiller (falling off the roof of 30 Rock) Sketches include: Lorne Michaels Fights Ben Stiller, Celebrity Jeopardy, Pretty Living, TV Funhouse: Hete-Roy, The Zimmermans’ Halloween…

Sketches include “”Republicans Plan for the Future,”” “”Judge Judy,”” “”History of Presidential Scandals,”” “”The White House,”” “”Stevie Nicks,”” “”Antonia Banderas,”” “”A&E Biography: Sean “”Puffy”” Combs,”” “”Terrance Maddox,”” “”Goth Talk,”” and…

Live from New York, it’s…Darrell Hammond Sketches include “”Bedtime At The White House,”” “”KCF Shredders””, “”Maakies: The Mermaid Rat””, “”Delicious Dish,”” “”Big Bernard and His Father,”” “”Thinking About Burriots,”” “”Mr….

Live from New York, it’s…Tim Meadows Sketches include “”Oprah 2002: Clinton Scandal Reunion,”” “”MasterCard””, “”Oops! I Crapped My Pants””, “”SNL: The Best of the First 20 Minutes””, “”The View,”” “”The…

Sketches include “”Nightline,”” “”Mary Katherine Gallagher,”” “”Space, the Infinite Frontier,”” “”Kennedy Kapers,”” “”Larry King,”” “”Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp.””

Sketches include “”Oprah,”” “”Celebrity Jeopardy,”” “”Suel Forrester,”” “”Eddie Murphy,”” “”The Delicious Dish,”” “”The Culps,”” “”Collette Reardon,”” and “”Bill Brasky.””

Sketches include “”Janet Reno,”” “”Spartan Cheerleaders,”” “”A&E Biography: Tiger Woods,”” “”Goat Boy,”” and “”Roxbury Guys.””

Sketches include “”Nightline,”” “”Perspectives,”” “”The Joe Pesci Show,”” “”Goth Talk,”” “”Food, Sex, or Cars?”” and “”La Politica Non Correcto con Ramon Diaz Rojo.””

Sketches include “”Coffee Talk with Linda Richman,”” “”Mary Katherine Gallagher,”” “”Prime Minister’s Questions,”” “”Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly,”” and “”Barbara Walters Oscar Special.””