Wanda explains to a disgusted Merle how Lila provides something that he doesn’t, but when Merle suggests it’s grounds for divorce, Wanda retires to the bedroom with him, leaving Lila…

Tom warns Mary that there’s gossip at the plant about resentment brewing against Mary, who’s trying too hard to break with traditions. At the plant, Texas is annoyed when Mary…

Under orders from Mrs. Welch, Colonel Fleck arrives from the military academy to escort Little Garth back to school, which upsets Heather. The war between Mary and Cathy results in…

Mary complains that she now feels like a sex object. Brian and Christine tempt Cathy with $40,000, but she must agree to have a second baby, fathered by Brian. Mary…

Martha and Detective Johnson storm the Gimble house after hearing Pat’s screams, but the couple manages to cover up Garth’s abuse. Mary gives Charlie an alpha wave machine to help…

The Gimbles’ excuses for Pat’s injuries become more complex and less likely. Grandpa Larkin and Cathy discuss her deal with Brian and Christine Addams. Loretta persuades Jody to help her…

Loretta is dismayed when her scheme to make Charlie jealous only incites his anger. Jody gives Charlie a cut of the race winnings, enough for Charlie to make a down…

Dr. Fratkis informs Charlie that he has to find his own donor for the testicle transplant. Cathy moves into the Addams mansion, but is dismayed when Christine hides her in…

When Martha tells Mary that Cathy left home to live with the wealthy couple buying her baby, Mary thinks Cathy is just like Melinda Mason on the soap opera Hope…

Brian explains to Cathy that he and Christine are plotting to pass her baby off as their biological child in order to inherit money from Christine’s wealthy father. Merle offers…

Charlie and Dr. Fratkis agree to perform his transplant immediately. Loretta is hired to sing at the drag races and composes an impromptu song about making her man whole again….

Martha and Detective Johnson practice rape, and Mary gets the wrong idea. As Charlie prepares to leave for his transplant in New Jersey, he and Loretta discuss the return of…

Tom, Mary, and Heather all agree to adopt Cathy’s baby as their own. Merle’s guilt over sinning with Annie is tempered by the intriguing voice of Big Honey on Annie’s…

Christine suggests Cathy endure a natural childbirth, on all fours and with no anesthesia. Grandpa Larkin attempts to persuade Cathy to return home. Martha and Detective Johnson set-up the Renquists…

Garth rejects Wanda’s desire to enlist Pat in Merle’s mayoral campaign. Later, Garth becomes disgusted by Pat’s novel, a fictional account of their relationship, and forces her to destroy what…

Mary stuns Jody and Loretta with news that Charlie was arrested for cruelty to animals. In jail, Dr. Fratkis admits to Charlie the shocking identity of his transplant donor. Merle…

Garth forces Pat to quit her job. Mary brings Pat a letter from Little Garth’s military academy. After finding Jody in the Haggers home, Tom cautions Loretta to beware of…

Mary recalls getting too close for comfort with Annie in the kitchen and theorizes to Tom that their friend is bisexual. Charlie is dismayed when Dr. Fratkis is released, but…

Martha visits Annie to discuss their AC/DC trouble. Charlie phones Loretta and tells her that he got out of jail but still won’t come home. Jody offers to take Loretta…

Pat and Little Garth hide the truth from Garth about his son’s bed wetting. Detective Johnson insinuates that Annie is part of a prostitution ring in Fernwood and wants to…

Loretta and Jody meet Dr. Fratkis in New Jersey and learn that someone uglier than a Godfather cast member bailed Charlie out of jail. Mary and Merle have an intimate…

After writing about her in the journal, Mary visits Annie and bristles at her attention. Tom’s arrival prompts Annie to make a quick exit with Mary’s journal which Annie thinks…

Annie returns Mary’s journal and insists she’s not attracted to her. While discussing people’s needs, Mary embraces Annie, but Tom walks in and misinterprets the situation. Later, Tom forces himself…

Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tufts and Tweeds. Martha fears God will punish Cathy…

Mary and Dr. Medwick rap about rape and upward mobility. Loretta kisses Jody and tells him goodbye forever. About to jump from the bridge, Charlie hears Loretta’s love song to…

Garth bungles Merle’s press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda requests a private celebration, but Merle insists on abstinence until their wedding night….

Pat introduces Mary to Garth Phillip Gimble, Jr., who doesn’t like to be called “Little Garth”. During Merle’s election night party, Garth threatens Pat, but she swears she’ll expose him…

Mary suggests that an upset Loretta seek advice from Bob Gilroy, the plant psychologist. Gilroy makes a house call to the Haggers home, but Loretta’s tale of Charlie’s accident in…

Mary appeals to Cathy not to sell her baby, and although the idea is sound financially, Cathy feels shame. Suspecting that Big Honey is using the CB to run Fernwood’s…

Garth escalates his abuse of Pat. Annie informs Merle that her gift to Wanda is to never be intimate with him again. Merle flirts with Big Honey on Annie’s CB….

Merle and Wanda marry with Mary’s unusual ceremonial vows. Detective Johnson arranges for Tom to pose as a john and help him crack the prostitution ring by exposing Big Honey….

Merle arrives at the mortuary where Big Honey’s partner Mac is reluctant to let him see her. Merle talks his way into the slumber room and is stunned to learn…

Detective Johnson’s shocking confession about his past prompts Martha to end their courtship. Garth and Pat have yet another fight, this time over his accusation that she doesn’t support his…

Financially strapped Tom visits the plant to ask Crimins if he has any unpaid money due him. Christine mimics Cathy’s movements to appear pregnant. Mary’s kitchen is filled with women…

Guests fill Mary’s kitchen on Christmas Day, including the Jeeters, Gimbles, Annie, and Loretta who arrives late with one Jimmy Joe’s bicentennial Christmas trees. Mary leads the group with a…

Charlie and Loretta express their passion in the car on the side of a public road. Heather hands over another sex questionnaire that Mary had hidden in a box of…

Mary refers Wanda to Bob Gilroy when Wanda begins lisping. Gilroy reacts with disgust when Wanda confesses she spent her wedding night at Annie’s trailer, but Wanda’s cured when she…

Mr. Donally, Tom’s boss at the RV dealership, warns Tom that his aggressive approach and low sales have put him danger of being fired. Christine’s snobbish father mistreats Cathy during…

Charlie and Loretta grab the dictionary when Fernwood’s new skywriter writes the word “foreplay” in the sky. Montgomery Monk arrives at the Shumway home to begin George’s deprogramming. Mary gives…

In Dayton, Jake stops by Lou’s diner where amnesiac Loretta is pegged as a slut. Loretta, calling herself Lulu, is befriended by owner Lou and regular customer Mac Slattery. Wanda…