Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit by a bus. It turns out…

Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an “”achievement”” award. When he gets there, he encounters an old…

Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice’s rantings against Duckman are heard by a record company big-wig. He markets her as…

Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled with a group of twenty-somethings…

Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accidentally swallows a “”Get Dumb”” formula, that falls in with the…

Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman and the rest of the family’s…

Duckman finds an old high school classmate who’s been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman’s attempts to help only make things worse.

Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amount of the potion, but he quickly…

Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed’s reputation and indulges Duckman’s self-destructive behavior. Duckman must choose between his flashy new assistant (who may…

With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in recording artist Coolio, who’s returned…

Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women’s prison. A dream of his comes true! In fact Duckman fits in quite…

Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a soon-to-be deposed studio executive,…

Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent’s of Ajax’s girlfriend. The parents turn out to be “”King”” Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for the moment he and Duckman make…

Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that…

Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential treatment from the city. Duckman is elected head of the association…

A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men…

A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax’s class trip to the Sudan. Ajax is kidnapped. Duckman…

Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab…

Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as “”The son of Dod.””

A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn’t quite herself, of course no one believes him. The Agnes reveals herself…

Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinges on Charles and Mambo’s tuba recital….

Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing…

(Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives him a choice, either lose his virginity,…

Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their mother met and fell…

Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last…

After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go underground till the drill passes. Duckman…

Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication…

Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentation of the institution (compared to the anarchy and…

Duckman again foils King Chicken’s plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this…

The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and…

Feeling “”creatively obligated by a film-noir parody,”” Cornfed calls their new client “”a dame,”” whose name is Tamara La Boinque. Later he confesses to a priest about betraying his partner,…

Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn’t who she appears to be….

A group of comedians hire Duckman to stop a pathetic mild mannered politically correct chicken whose “”clean”” stand up routine becomes a comedy sensation. The chicken’s routines are funny to…

The Duckman detective agency, the only agency not affected by the nationwide detective strike, becomes the focus of TV show American Dicks who are looking to solve their 100th case….

Duckman calls 911 in an emergency and falls in love with the voice on the other end of the line. When they meet, her looks leave a whole lot to…

Bernice decides they’re going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors over for the monthly meeting of the block association. When a…

Bernice is worried about Ajax, who’s not been eating and has been sent to the principal every day this week. Duckman and Cornfed go undercover in the school to find…

Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the “”murder”” of the owner of a Steak and…

Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back taxes. After asking his family for help…

Duckman receives a letter offering Ajax a chance to go to a boarding school for gifted children. After visiting Ajax’s current school, Duckman decides that Ajax must go to the…