
The Pearls of the Crown
The story of the seven pearls of the English Crown, from Henry VIII to 1937 – three of them missing.
Director: Sacha Guitry
Actors: Arletty, Barbara Shaw, Enrico Glori, Ernete Zacconi, Jacqueline Delubac, Lyn Harding, Marcel Dalio, Marguerite Moreno, Renée Saint-Cyr, Sacha Guitry

Surf 2
Evil Nerd Menlo wants to get revenge on some surfers by selling a bad batch of soda called Buzz Cola which turns people into mutant zombies. Its up to Jocko,…

Why Girls Love Sailors
Stan is a sailor whose girl gets kidnapped by a rough sea captain. Stan dresses in drag and seduces the captain but the captain’s wife catches him. Stan and his…

Screwballs
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must…

Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd
Two hapless waiters in a tavern on the Spanish Main play cupid between aristocratic Lady Jane and tavern co-worker Bruce Martindale, but the two bumpkins mix-up a love letter with…

Scary Movie
Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, the Core Four are back in the killer’s crosshairs and no horror movie IP is safe.

Swing Shift Cinderella
The big bad wolf starts out chasing Little Red Riding Hood but switches to Cinderella after seeing the film’s title, and ends up being chased in turn by her fairy…

Saving Shuli-San

A Nice Indian Boy
When Naveen brings his fiancé Jay home to meet his traditional Indian family, they must contend with accepting his white-orphan-artist boyfriend and helping them plan the Indian wedding of their…

Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout
Blood starts flowing as Linnea Quigley leads viewers through exercise routines while looking back on the films that made her a legend.

Dirty Dingus Magee
Ass-breaker Dingus Magee is looking for a gold train when he comes upon old acquaintance Hoke Birdsill on stage to San Francisco, and robs him of his money. Hoke goes…

